I've never seen my boyfriend put on lotion, but if I did, I'd be like, "Oh, it must be dry today." Then I'd put on lotion, too. Thank goodness we actually communicate with each other.

Yeah, she might have interpreted that as, "Let's be friends until you change her mind," even if you didn't mean it that way. I think that's the problem with going on dates without getting to know a person— you don't have a friendship to fall back on. And honestly, if you call her to hang out "as friends," she'll…

Football.

So . . . theories about the massacre? I'm guessing Davina is channeling the people who were killed or something like that. Not in an Expression kind of way, but the way that Bonnie channeled the 100 dead witches in Season 2. I'm also guessing that Marcel takes all the witches' bodies to the church, considering he was…

Yeah, I'm not sold on Cami. It's one thing to have someone contemplate how compulsion works; it's quite another to have her reveal the character traits of a main character. And she does this in every damn episode. I'm glad they tried to tie her to the main plot, but she still sucks as a character.

Your ELBOW is a Pawtucket mud slide!

Your FACE is a Cleveland steamer!

Your MOM likes to buzzfeed!

I don't like to limit myself to a particular part, so fuck it holistically.

I was SO proud that I knew that answer when none of them did!

Oh, don't get me wrong. Your various attempts to make your point are hilarious. LOL

Yeah, I never really understood that scene, but whatever. Manny always seemed like pretty enlightened guy and they seem to have had a really happy, successful marriage.

SPOILER: Leslie was such a tragic figure and I wish we'd gotten more of her after Anne's House of Dreams. I think she was only in one or two scenes after that book, though her son did end up wooing Rilla.

SPOILER: Is there a sadder moment in children's literature than Walter's "And so . . . goodnight" letter to Rilla? I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

She stole everything Jo earned. I'm shocked that I still loathe her this much, but she really is right up there with Bellatrix Lestrange when it comes to shitty sisters in literature.

Yeah, the '90s adaptation really made it look like he was just going after Amy because Jo turned him down. The letter was more of a Hail Mary than an expression of honest emotion.

Fuck this.

Abortions for some, tiny American clones for others!

Oh, we have plans for their corpses. PLANS.

Or the dual endings to Great Expectations. UGH.