I grew up with different racial stereotypes, so I've never quite understood the fried chicken thing or the watermelon thing. I literally learned all of them from Chapelle's Show. I still don't see how a person could think, "haha, blacks are inferior because their food tastes good!"

Are you one of THESE? http://www.motherjones.com/…

Our profile pictures are fraternal twins!

I've been watching Jeopardy a lot lately. I've found I know about 90% of the answers to the standard questions and I know the answer to Final Jeopardy, like, 2% of the time. If I'm ever on it, I'm bidding nothing whatsoever.

Oh, that would have been so campy and wonderful.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus is Heisenberg?

The A.V. Club

And then he'd sue for assault and the state would pay him $3.4 million in damages.

I started crying when they got to the rubber duckies.

I'm glad I've given your life purpose, darling. :)

Pounds-force, mostly.

When I first came across that website, I laughed until I cried. Which I'm pretty sure is what would happen if I read the real menu.

If nothing else, the commercial would be equal parts amusing and disturbing, and it may or may not include a duet between Michael Bolton and the guy from Smashmouth, with a rap bridge by Violent J.

I know there isn't any actual username/comment synergy here, but . . . there kind of is. Ouch.

Hey, it's not like they caught him with a gram of marijuana or something.

I think "trendy-ass nihilism" is the best combination of words I've come across this year. Bravo.

Now you're just inventing rules. ARE YOU A FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR?

Islamists?

I was under the impression that the double-tap had to be consecutive, rather than simultaneous.

If anything, it gives them even more reason to be self-serving and self-congratulatory.