My goodness, you really DO have a downvote stalker! That must mean you're more important than I am.

Fanfiction? How does that work?

I don't know what kind of monster would "dislike" this comment, but I'm guessing he or she hasn't witnessed the majesty that is The Goblin King's Crotch.

Goodness, these are different every time! Bravo/Brava, sir or madam.

My, this makes me feel squicky about all the times I said "stink eye" when I was a kid . . .

He sort of looks like Hitch in the late stages of esophageal cancer.

A white, old one?

Are you questioning the authority of Diddy?

You forgot the part where Pauahi starts a private school to train Hawaiian Ninja Assassins who also shapeshift and fuck a lot.

Oh, so you just don't know how to read or how to express yourself. I can see where that would turn you into an internet asshole. Carry on.

I was joking. I just hate the "this is how many people are in our family" stickers.

I'd also be okay with that.

No way, cuz. Mo bettah dey speak proper English. Haoles no like verisimilitude and no can write realistic HCE dialogue.

The Pitch: Lili`uokalani has an epic rivalry with her frenemy Pauahi, the last true member of the Kamehameha dynasty and heir to the throne. This tension is only heightened Lili`uokalani meets an older Freemason named John Dominis, a man whose charms are matched only by the hirsuteness of his hipster beard.…

"HERE ARE ALL MY POLITICAL VIEWS! MY PERSONALITY IS BACKED WITH ADHESIVE!"

So, by your logic, a reference to Hamlet is not a reference to Shakespeare, right? And a comment about an interview in a thread ABOUT AN INTERVIEW is irrelevant?

The worst part of the interview was the Ayn Rand reference. REALLY? You're interviewing Bill Fucking Watterson and you decide to reference The Fountainhead? What is wrong with you?

Ugh. Those aren't as bad as the "this is how many kids I have, please only kidnap 2 of the lol" stickers, but they're still pretty bad.

In the book, she was like 80, so I guess in TV terms she would be . . . what, 36? 37?

Pizza KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!