RIGHT? Or Netflix. I'm sure Showtime would fuck it up, but that might also be a good thing.

I wish they would do a decent adaptation of Marco Polo's story. The most recent one I saw was a TV movie that was TERRIBLE, despite the presence of of the eminently lickable Ian Somerhalder. It had BRIAN DENNEHY as Kublai Khan. Ugh.

I will never stop calling it "Tamponmonkey."

They also played it during the season premiere of The Vampire Diaries— hilarious, since she explicitly pokes fun at TVD in the video.

Hey, TVD-ers—

And none for poor Spooge.

*Defenestrates butt nachos*

No, he killed someone else as a vampire, then transformed into a werewolf two or three times (I don't remember which episode, but at some point he said he never had to endure the transformation more than twice or something like that. Actually, I'm not sure if Klaus could change at will before the curse was suppressed.…

Her character on Teen Wolf was unbelievably dull and unnecessary, so much so that I'm surprised that Todd gave her such (admittedly faint) praise. Perhaps she's simply better-suited for this role.

I am thrilled with the idea that all of his predictions were just shitty teenage poetry.

Definitely! I'm always on the edge of my seat when I watch Chopped. But you're absolutely right that they don't really show much of the sewing process on PR— it's more about their creative vision than about measuring and pinning and seam ripping. She could have been more specific, but this makes a lot more sense than…

Yeah, I find that most reality TV is highly addictive, much like Slurm. I'm pretty sure the production process is about the same, too.

Bex has really grown on me. I think she could potentially be the moral center of the show, even more so than Elijah. It's just easier for me to empathize with her.

That's so true! Though to be fair, Caroline is more awesome than Matt will ever be, even if he did stake an Original and do coolish things last week.

There was ONE dude witch in the crowd last night. I'm guessing he'll get a line . . . never. Maybe when they kill him.

Oh, that guy from Yoplait was the absolute best. "Here, give away yogurt and make clothing based on what people say about yogurt! It's called the creative process, bitches!"

The only thing I can come up with is that on cooking shows, stuff is often pre-made to get around time considerations. Not so much on modeling shows, though.

Is this really a thing? I don't have high expectations for reality TV or anything, but CHRIST.

This can be arranged.

Compared to Damon in S2, Klaus was calm and meticulous, not full of rage. I think you can categorize a need for blood as an "urge," but breaking the curse took centuries of planning. I don't think a primal urge can explain that level of concentration. Ambition can.