Nope, but then again there never was. People also seem to think it's weirdly okay to talk during movies now too, or as I saw the other day, during a Broadway show. I guess if every thought isn't conveyed 24x7, it's not worth having or something.

"Everything is awesome when you're part of a heavily managed economy!"

Me too. I would be that guy that would just fill the screen over and over with the word "penis" under a fake Twitter handle until it overwhelms the actual movie in protest of this.

A thousand times this. When a friend of mine emailed me to let me know that Teti had written a PR review, I could only respond, with all my masculine utterances, with a girlish *squee* of delight. Never change, John Teti, and please keep writing these.

…and hilarity ensues?

You can see Russia from it!

On Golden Fries

My favorite story about her actually involves Bea Arthur. Apparently, Elaine Stritch auditioned to play Dorothy on the Golden Girls, but swore too much during the audition.

I'm hardly a lady. :-)

I will drink a vodka stinger later to her tonight (stupid work and its "no drinking on the job" policy—like I operate heavy equipment). RIP. May you find the perfect drink in the afterlife.

I'm waiting more for the cat that is inspired by Judy Greer's "Kitty" character from Arrested Development. "And say goodbye to these!" it'll howl after a reading of "Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock," the obvious original inspiration for flashing.

Wait, I thought he went all bad ass and hit them with a lightning bolt from his kite of fury.

"George Washington won the Revolutionary War "

It's funny that you point out this scene, which is iconic, for its editing. I usually use a similar scene to demonstrate why Saturday Night Fever is an amazing piece of cinema. The scene where Tony goes into the back of the disco and poor, love-struck Annette is desperately seeing his affection by asking him to be…

Excuse me, they are "commemorative scale replicas."

I would have preferred "sploosh," but hey, different strokes.

MILF Island is looking more and more like an actual possibility now.

The screams were dialed up to 11, which is why it sounded like millions.

It's how the Fourth of Ju-luau got ruined.

I'm there with you (almost 38) and don't either. Since Hollywood already shat on my childhood with the Transformers and G.I. Joe movies, I feel like a torch is passing to the younger kids who can also have their brand-based childhood memories tarnished.