I missed you, Taco Bell bell.

All I could think of was the "Brooklyn Without Limits" episode from 30 Rock when Liz finds out that not only are her amazing fitting jeans "Han Made" by a slave tribe on the island of Usa, but that the parent company is Halliburton: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Of course she can teleport! That's why Fitz needed all those inhumans. Not only is Aida now a flesh and blood creature, but she's also an Inhuman. And possibly an amalgam of various Inhumans.

I haven't seen a scandal like this since the infamous Dawes scandal. Thank you, AVClub, for salvaging the integrity of your site!

Now I realize why I was all achey this morning thinking "storm's a-brewin'". Thought it was just the impending March snow onslaught, but just turns out that I am old and fairly obsolete at this point. Thanks, Hanson!

Because I am a fun man, all I could think about is shouldn't it be "You, the Jury" instead of "You The Jury"? Decide, as you are the jury now, AV Club.

I did feel like Scrabble needed to be rastified by about 10 percent or so.

"By obsessing over the possibility of disaster, you end up living as if the disaster already happened. Potential death consumes actual life." — that's one of the most truthful statements I have ever read really about everything. Well said, sir.

The Rascal Scootin' Man

The scripts will very quickly be replaced by just farting noises, and no one will notice.

Was it replaced by a miniature American flag and a free gun of your choosing?

Is it somehow fresher looking now, like it's regenerating back to its whole form?

Ever since a friend of mine pointed out a weird speech pattern that he has when he hosted Unwrapped on the Food Network, I can't unhear it. He speaks in…. groups of… a few words…. AT a time… with A… WEIRD emphasis… on a few… words.

Yeah, I still have my 160 GB model that I am listening to RIGHT NOW. It's great because I have dragged it all over the world with me and not had to worry as much about battery life as I do on my phone (granted, I could just put it in "airplane" mode, but I am a lazy fuck that just likes to complain). It's nice that…

The Onion summarized it the best, sadly:

I have seen this before, sadly, with my mother and one of her boyfriends. He beat her, he tortured her, and he went after me. It cost her everything, including her job, her dignity, and her relationship with me for years (it's never, ever been completely right since). At some point, something just snapped in her,…

It's probably actually good ol' American high fructose corn syrup. For freedom.

Isn't that stuff actually just made of embalming fluid?

I grew up in the South, so I have already without having gone there.

"I rate this number two a 10! #tweetsfromtoilet #lolz #loveme #LOVEME #sobs #onedirection"