I was just thinking it would be "you've got antibiotics! You've got antibiotics!"

I'm also glad that, to my knowledge, The Simpsons has never devolved to using rape jokes and just complete assholery to try to make a funny as Family Guy did before I just couldn't take it anymore, though I have not watched either regularly in years.

I'd be more interested in this if she would stop spilling meat tenderizer on me as I'm cleaning this large pot from inside.

And how are the ghosts on the walls supposed to move if Archer doesn't keep selling them behind Cheryl's back?

All I could think about when looking at this GIF was the (in)famous masturbating walrus that used to live at the NY Aquarium. His flippers did the same motions, except as masturbation and an "urgh, urgh!" walrus sound:

I'll drink to that.

I can't watch videos at work, but if she quietly said "Kathie Lee… I would like… a cigarette" afterwards, she would truly cement herself into the pantheon of All Things Awesome (more so).

They're easing him into the credits like a latex gimp suit.

Probably tastes better than "Malk," even despite the addition of Vitamin R!

Just like you with Super Mario World, for me it was the joy of playing both the original Legend of Zelda and Dragon Warrior. When I also had those school-free periods between holidays, it was the perfect escape into a fantasy world that my 10 or 11 year-old brain could digest, where you could choose your own…

I do love that the same people that hide behind the Constitution's right to free speech for their viewpoints are always the same ones that act in horror when it goes both ways. There are always those anecdotes that come out with each election about people getting fired for supporting the "wrong" candidate (there were…

Maybe you express full feelings, but it seems that 90% of my friends' posts are either cat memes or, well, that.

tl;dr #whatever #shiny #hungry #OMGmymomwontgimmemoney

How many episodes in before it becomes a cross between Lord of the Flies and MILF Island? I'm thinking four, tops.

It's the first step toward robosexual marriage, I tells ya!

I came for the Photoshopped image, stayed for the article. Well done, O'Neal.

I actually noticed.

That's actually kinda how I remember the spelling since my computer's spell checker insists it is not actually a word.

Keep in mind that Brooklyn also brought us "Artisanal Podiatry". I used to see signs for this all over it. Yes, you can Google it!

Well, The Producers is a movie based on a Broadway show based on a movie about a Broadway show's producers. Have we completely passed through the looking glass yet?