When this show first started, tying an onion to your belt was the style. But not those white ones because of the war, but those big yellow ones.

I *hated* the second Die Hard because I couldn't get past the fact that I grew up in Virginia and did not have snowmobiles and there are, like, a zillion airports they could have diverted to with relative ease given the multiple hours with of fuel they had to circle Dulles. But, the third one I absolutely love and is…

Fair enough.

Wait, there were going to be *seven* of these? How much story could there be about cars going fast?

Also possibly your fingers when flipping the bird.

"Before Twitter, the Internet was such a calm and civil place, filled with intellectual discourse along with well-thought and well-reasoned opinions" - No One Ever.

It's a shame that Pizza the Hut long ago ate himself in the limo. This may have saved him.

"The Farce is strong in this one."

I haven't watched this show in years, but knowing the direction of Family Guy when I abandoned it, it's probably just some sort of multi-episode non-sequitor that'll somehow involve Brian getting reincarnated a la the "Take On Me" video, but with more rape gags.

I almost didn't even muster up the energy to respond since my mind is so shut down in anticipation of holiday.

Wow, that first sentence. I salute you, O'Neal.

As someone who's worked in a web shop before that didn't just say "fuck it, let's just buy a Google appliance," it is a retardedly hard thing. That's why Google crushes all its competition since it figured it out while other indexing tools are relatively primitive. Even with an appliance, it was still a lot of…

Would it make you feel better if I started throwing cats at random people while proclaiming myself the King of the Bees?

Notice how I carefully avoided saying that I liked it. Then again, I have made the same comments over and over about Facebook, which seems to like to thrust redesigns and Kafkaesque policy changes on a regular basis on me, so I'm willing to give the AV Club folk the benefit of the doubt. The NuDisqus stuff was…

I had a viscerally bad reaction to the new design, as many did, but then I realized that the sun was still going to come up tomorrow, and on that day I would be still reading this site to give myself breaks at work. I'm glad these issues are being addressed since I really missed the stuff in the TV Club for following…

All I could read from your response that was you think Josh was looking "for her can… just want her.. sweet can, and then her sweet, sweet, s-s-sweet can."

*waves American flag drippin' in ham grease*

So, Cracker Barrel wins a green light for not only its homophobic values, but also its relatively nutrition-void, yet calorie-laden, food? Makes sense, I guess.

I was thinking Man of Steel: Dark Heart of Glass to really nail home both that dark pun and Harlequin Romance novel quality.

The mugging and the lab setting suggests that shenanigans are afoot, possibly the wacky madcap kind. That does not bode well.