Thanks to all these helpful hints, as well as a suggested hygiene regiment, I'm gon' smash all that, nahmean!

Donning my oxygen tank now in anticipation of all the slow mountain scaling excitement!

I kinda feel like it should be modeled on the old Action Park in New Jersey, the park fueled by teenagers hurting themselves, but to the next level.

Horrible Bosses 3: The Search for a New Boss

Me either. Sigh.

I saw it too in the theater, as I had dutifully seen all these horrid prequels, making me part of problem.

"Why have locations when you have greenscreens?", someone in Hollywood is probably saying right now, all dead inside.

Accepted. It's when he started to tell us that we were "confused" by Han appearing to shoot first at the bar that I knew there was no turning back.

I disagree because Episode I had so much potential, and though Episode II may be a worse movie, it didn't have the soul-crushing impact that someone like me, who saw Empire and Jedi in the theater as a kid, felt.

In some places it's also because those pesky rain-making clouds aren't in the way.

Oh, Australia, here in America we have stopped caring about the ecosystem. And look at us now. The skies have never been bluer. The days have never been warmer. People drive about, confident that their cars will have an steady supply of gasoline to burn for transportation. We let our wildflower seeds run wild and…

[rents a car; gets arrested; has explaining to do]

[revs the engine]

"We'll put that <whatever> into the parking lot for now" is what people at one of my old jobs would say whenever they didn't feel like or could not actually answer a question, issue, <whatever>. I had this image of a series of questions on blocks, rusting in the desert of management stupidity.

I don't know whether to condemn you or to admire your bravery for having admitted this.

Have you not yet met CNN's comment section? Like many of their "iReport" or whatever they think crowdsourcing journalism articles are, they seem to invoke the most random of vitriolic trollery possible without actually having someone scream lunacy in your face. The article could be about an adorable kitten being…

I still re-read them with I am feeling down sometimes. I wholeheartedly second this.

"o mai GOD, u want my coment but u wont me 2 reed stuf cuz dat iz not cool wit wurds n stuff. have my like, geez."

Given the brain power at work here, I wonder if Kim K thought that the scoreboard was the one proposing, not Kayne.

I have a feeling O'Neal is this close to just putting up that picture of Peter Dinklage hula-hooping again versus talking about more reboots, just like he did for all the Wizard of Oz re-imaginings.