Man, you're missing out. This episode has a butt that won't quit… five dollars?!?

"Sigh…. y'know…."

I'm often told that I look like an older Chris Pine whom time has been very, very cruel to.

My favorite bit with her is still:

Her cromulent performance always embiggened that role.

I bet toilet wine pairs nicely with that lasagna.

Seriously. This one doesn't even have Charo, I wager!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Can we get the ever-smoking Richard Dawson back too? And make sure that all of them are good and sauced!

"*google google*" sounds like the noise that Tweetbot would make, or some sort of cute Muppet.

I watched DDD a few times and it seems to me, from the few episodes I saw, that the staff of the places he's at always looks more annoyed than pleased when in his presence. In fact, they look frequently so put out as he is lavishing soulness generic praise, as he would probably lavish cheese onto an order of…

I feel like if FN did a story entitled "Minorities voting: what your nice white family needs to know to protect itself," it would not be out of place.

I only watched it once to see how spot on Jon Stewart was when he did his masterful parody on a "Daily Show" episode. All I could think of then (now I all I can think of is how delicious pie is) was "wow, JS really did not have to travel far to get to this."

I feel like this could have only really been explained with a Glenn Beck-like chalkboard of nefarious, connecting all dots back to the money, complete with sinister lighting.

I actually do worry that they will soon have a cartoon version where the Glee cast goes into space to spread its version of "glee" about the universe. Aliens everywhere will come to hate Earth, ganging up to destroy this annoying human race, and a new peace will spread throughout the galaxy.

"I didn't come here to make friends! I came here to be number one!"

The cigarette lobby regularly thanks him for smoking, and for being their boy.

Sorry, it'll lose to my films of puppies getting hit in the balls by a football, a Hans Moleman production.

I actually related quite well to the Gloria glasses sub-plot since my mother pulls the exact same tricks in regards to her terrible sight.  When I was a kid, she used to ask me all the time to read things for her because "I read the recipe better than she did."  The Jay hearing thing seemed a bit out of the blue, but…

I have to agree.  She's gotten much better with the one-liners and they don't seem as forced as before.