@Dikachu:disqus I was conflating the two, which is probably wrong to do.

I would like to see more well-drawn, stylized shows like Archer.  I admit that I have not yet seen Bob's Burgers (the Archer crossover did pique my interest), but when I saw promos it kinda turned me off since it looked poorly done.  That may just be my being silly, but my mind brain said "ugly animation" = "bad show"…

That's because of the missing punctuation.  It should be Murder?  Police!.

Those must be lousy for Smarch weather.

No.

Perhaps what the Breaking Bad finale needed was Kevin Costner explaining the "magic bullet" that killed Walt using a handy-flow chart and seizure-inducing grainy flashbacks to satisfy Stone's artistic demands.  But then again, it likes the conspiracy gravitas that we have come to expect where pretty much everyone,…

Just like that part of Old Yeller where, at the last second, a doctor comes bursting in with the cure for rabies in the form of clean living, godliness, and patriotism!

Or the sub itself is narcoleptic and randomly just conks out, causing all the crew inside to pass out from lack of oxygen.

Oh man, that means he'll be Skeletor, but with some weird skull painting on his face versus an his face being an actual skull.

Weren't all the characters, including the king and Prince Adam, already somewhat ripped?  Was Eternia's water supply just laced with HGH and steroids?

Will they be really faithful and keep Prince Adam's spiffy purple fur-lined boots as he calls for the "fabulous powers" that turn him into a hunky muscle man?

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.  It seems as harmless as a subtitle unless they mask out the cigarette with a picture of a cancer-ridden lung over the smoker's face or something like that.

You're probably right.  I think I have just seen her in enough stupid roles like in Speed and Miss Congeniality that I just equate her with light roles without a ton of gravitas (no pun intended).  I have not seen her in any interviews, so it's possible and likely she's actually quite intelligent.  It's due to these…

Sadly, I would watch that.

I haven't seen it yet, but it seems more plausible, I guess?  Sorry all I could think of during your description was the plot of Armageddon, which is probably equally unfair as a comparison.

I'm also having a hard time suspending my disbelief of Sandra Bullock as "astronaut."  That being said, it is much easier to swallow that than Denise Richards as "nuclear scientist" from one of the Bond movies (I forget which and am not awake enough to care to Google it).

I can't wait to see how they get the talking dog in!  Of course, the dog will be also on meth and it's first line will be "YEAH, BITCH!", but in a different manner.

I was just thinking my actual surprise was finding out that a show called Camp existed.

Man, O'Neal wasn't kidding when he said that Internet forums like this one were the only functioning government currently.

Why do I feel like I have seen or will soon see hipsters walking around with that hat on?