I won't be seeing this.  Seriously, I can't see it until CBS and Time Warner kiss and make-up already.

It'll be used by psychology professors in the future to document Stockholm Syndrome.

YYEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T UNSEE IT.  Why, oh why, did I not refresh the page to see the comments?!?

D'oh!  I was laughing too hard to notice.  Good catch!

I thank Sean O'Neal for not only providing me with this amazing article, but also having to have sifted through all these tweets to find the perfect ones.  My hat is off to you, good sir!

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus so you work in an emo black and white French art film?

Mom?

Better than Molotov Cockburn, which is some sort of super STD.

Then there is so much paperwork.  Also boring.

In making my job feel that much more tedious?  Yes.

Man, my job is so boring since it doesn't involve any of the sexiness of spies, Russian or otherwise.  Most of it is unsexy dealing with unsexy users, only some of which may be Russian spies.

Best ride ever at the amusement park.  That was an amusement park, right?  That RV parked behind the school gym with all the candy?

What's upsetting is that the carnivorous worm attack will be easily solved off-screen by some deus ex machina, probably in the form of a lost letter from a distant uncle promising the family the exact formula that dispels the worms and turns them into a proper dinner jacket so that all can go on as though nothing had…

I'm happy that Sean did not set it up so that I would get a notification for "Happy Endings."  A guy can only take so much heartbreak on a Monday, after all, though I am happy for Casey Wilson for finding new work.

I thought it was just because of his legendarily ill-fitting suits (it even comes up in my Google suggestions, which is strange because I don't have ever… Googled… that before…)

That's because they don't need some socialist fire department with the government-sponsored water to come put their fires out, thank you very much.

It should have blood, red like the Communist glories of China, but not too red like shameful Communist failures of China.

Is his soul going to transfer into a doll first a la Child's Play?  Because I totally see that happening, oddly enough.

If it doesn't come with a special dialing wand, there is no justice.