Thank you for bringing that article back into my life.  It's up there with the Death Star Day Care Center in terms of my favorites of all time.

#truth  #BURN

I thought it was porn until I re-read the second word as "City."

*does Nelson voice*

I feel like this is "learning" in the context of the "Is our children learning?" kind of way.

I would watch it if it featured the "Worker and Parasite" combo from The Simpsons hitting them over and over again in the head with bottles of champagne each time they lamented about how hard is to be so rich.

*sees Beer Googles-see the world through the eyes of a drunk!*

*farts*

I know what I am doing late tonight.

I had to check IMDB after that and realized that she's 5'9".  Then I looked at that photo and was sad for whoever has to work with Tom Cruise because I am sure they spend most of their days trying to make him look non-wee.

I hate to nitpick, but I hate knowing that:

I pin it to Maude Flanders being killed by a T-shirt gun.  Not that Maude held the show together with her judgmental nature (or DID she?), but I just remember a large drop in quality after the 10th season when I was hoping the show would close in grace with the 20th century.

Nor did Happy Endings, not that the critics ever really cared.

Had it been M. Night Shyamalan directing, it would have been the "twist."  They would have also been defeated by a mild rainstorm or a garden hose.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus good point.  I guess when fashion includes pegged jeans and enough Aqua Net per user to tear the ozone layer asunder, all was possible.

Remember what else came out of the 80's?  Crack.

My question is how they are going to shoehorn the Harlem Globetrotters and the entire cast of "Cats" in there as well.  Without these, it just feels empty.

@ObliqueStrategy:disqus what a load of rich.. creamery.. butter…

I'm assuming buying this shirt still doesn't qualify you to talk with Kayne as the T-shirt both bears his name and exists in his same space-time continuum, unless we're all just figments in the Kayneverse, in which case $120 is a small price to pay for his (non-)acknowledgment.

Chum:  The Day After the Sharknado