Disqus wouldn't let me log in last night, and I was dying to advise you to "relax, have a hot bath, and read a nice gook, you'll feel better in the morning." Dying!

…except instead of a bike, he rides Tom Cruise, with a saddle, stirrups, and spurs.

…except instead of a bike, he rides Tom Cruise, with a saddle, stirrups, and spurs.

Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo!

Yeah, but is it Doctor Who without Amy Pond?  Because if so, colour me significantly less excited.

Yeah, but is it Doctor Who without Amy Pond?  Because if so, colour me significantly less excited.

No way parents of young kids are fucking for an hour or two.  Ten, twenty minutes, tops.  Do you have any idea how exhausting the little bastards are?

No way parents of young kids are fucking for an hour or two.  Ten, twenty minutes, tops.  Do you have any idea how exhausting the little bastards are?

I told you to stay away from my kid's kindergarten, creep.

I told you to stay away from my kid's kindergarten, creep.

Flagged.

Flagged.

The first half of the White Album might be their best pure pop album.  The second half is a couple good songs, some filler, and a big old finger.

The first half of the White Album might be their best pure pop album.  The second half is a couple good songs, some filler, and a big old finger.

You forgot the jive-talkin' robots.

You forgot the jive-talkin' robots.

Life is Sweet.  He was fucking hilarious in that film.

Life is Sweet.  He was fucking hilarious in that film.

Killdozer?