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Sure, but who directed the Princess Bride?  Wallace Shawn?

Sure, but who directed the Princess Bride?  Wallace Shawn?

I'm picturing Rachel McAdams reading this and spluttering with outrage.

I'm picturing Rachel McAdams reading this and spluttering with outrage.

You're talking crazy talk.

You're talking crazy talk.

You would say that.  Fucking Americans.

You would say that.  Fucking Americans.

Hitcher on this side, Soul Man on the other… it's close.  It's close.

Hitcher on this side, Soul Man on the other… it's close.  It's close.

Not annual, occasional.  The occasions being newswire items about this ludicrous vanity project.

Not annual, occasional.  The occasions being newswire items about this ludicrous vanity project.

Ha.  Me too.  I always get slightly giddy when Atlas Shrugged comes up on the AV Club.  These jokes just never get old.

Ha.  Me too.  I always get slightly giddy when Atlas Shrugged comes up on the AV Club.  These jokes just never get old.

Then freeze-frame on them laughing, as the credits roll.  That might indeed have saved the movie.

Then freeze-frame on them laughing, as the credits roll.  That might indeed have saved the movie.

It's Kern-Hill Furniture Co-op commercials that do it to me.

It's Kern-Hill Furniture Co-op commercials that do it to me.