Wait, he was good in Minority Report too — and Eyes Wide Shut.  And Risky Business.  The fact is, he's a competent actor (within a limited range) who works well with strong directors, and who also happens to be a whackadoodle fruit loop.

Wait, he was good in Minority Report too — and Eyes Wide Shut.  And Risky Business.  The fact is, he's a competent actor (within a limited range) who works well with strong directors, and who also happens to be a whackadoodle fruit loop.

May I suggest "Nose nuggets!"?

May I suggest "Nose nuggets!"?

Oh God, oh man, oh man, oh God

Oh God, oh man, oh man, oh God

I made it to my mid-thirties without a license, until my employers finally forced me to.  I felt exactly the way you do, and still do two years on — though ironically, my only really frightening moment driving a car was being run straight into by a bicyclist as I was making a right-hand turn.

I made it to my mid-thirties without a license, until my employers finally forced me to.  I felt exactly the way you do, and still do two years on — though ironically, my only really frightening moment driving a car was being run straight into by a bicyclist as I was making a right-hand turn.

Ralph Macchio as a young blues prodigy is one of the great triumphs of ridiculous miscasting.

Ralph Macchio as a young blues prodigy is one of the great triumphs of ridiculous miscasting.

Your memory of RLS serves correctly, but not your memory of Madonna's marital status.  Consider that a compliment.  Arrrr?

Your memory of RLS serves correctly, but not your memory of Madonna's marital status.  Consider that a compliment.  Arrrr?

My initial reaction was, "Hell yes."  But then I remembered that I enjoyed "What I Watched This Weekend" more when it was just Craig J Clark's thing in the comments section of "Weekend Box Office", and not an Offical AV Club Feature.

My initial reaction was, "Hell yes."  But then I remembered that I enjoyed "What I Watched This Weekend" more when it was just Craig J Clark's thing in the comments section of "Weekend Box Office", and not an Offical AV Club Feature.

The Last Polka…  Really, every answer up above should have been SCTV.

The Last Polka…  Really, every answer up above should have been SCTV.

Fuck, yes. 

Fuck, yes. 

Hmmm.  Tenenbaums and Mr Fox are my most favourites (I am sorry?).  If you see this before me, let me know what you think, and I'll adjust my expectations accordingly.

Hmmm.  Tenenbaums and Mr Fox are my most favourites (I am sorry?).  If you see this before me, let me know what you think, and I'll adjust my expectations accordingly.