The ending of Big Trouble in Little China was pretty fucking perfect too. Just remember what Jack Burton always says at a time like this…

Huh. I remember my "amazing" thought when I got glasses was, "Wow, people have much poorer complexions than I ever realized."

Thanks, Uk. I lent my copy of that book to a friend years ago and never saw it again. Ironically, I think I lent that same friend "Love Among the Chickens" — but that one I got back.

When you and I launch our stage-show, Mr. Belvedere, I'd like to wear a polka-dot bowtie.

One of my Favourite Ghost Stories
is by Gerald Durrell (yeah, the zoo guy). I don't remember the title, but it's the last story in "the Picnic and Suchlike Pandemonium". Total M.R.James pastiche, but really well-done. Anyway, it's all about creepy shit in mirrors. I have no third-act for this comment.

Not to get all philosophical, young phel, but what is best picture quality? What is best picture? Who cares? Saying that it was "flawed" is little more than saying "I don't like that kind of thing" — which only flabbered my gasts because it came from Rabin, and because his remarks seemed so… what's the word?… well,…

Agreed. My gasts are all flabbered. I'd have thought Mr Rabin, like all goodhearted, right-thinking people, was pro mustachioed-villain-tying-heroine-to-railraod-tracks quality films. Slumdog Millionaire was tons of melodrama movie fun, end of story.

Say that twice, Quirk, cause it's the truth.

And that young Paladin who went into alignment shock grew up to be… Roy Coen.

Love is like a roll of tape, it's good for making two things one. But just like that roll of tape, love sometimes breaks off before you were done…

Bummer.

Acrony? Like rain on your wedding day?

Did you remember Alf, ImpromptuJ? Well, he's back — in love and sex form!

Thanks, everybody. Sorry about the late response, they took my internets away.

@ Quiet Wyatt, thanks.

Well… I don't know that effective is a desideratum. I want my mixtape to be funky, not fatal.

Seems Appropriate Here
I'm trying to put together a suicide mixtape. I've got the obvious ones — MASH theme, Thompson's Withered & Died, and Bill Withers' Better Off Dead — that last being, if you will, the platonic ideal of what I'd like the mix as a whole to sound/feel. Any other suggestions from you good people?

Everybody Loves Phel
We hold this truth to be self-evident…

It's a scam. He just has a deep tan

Yeah, I can see the "shoehorning" complaint, but that applies to 75% of the first season songs; and on the other hand, the animation was perfect. And Bret watching it from his favourite cardboard box… brilliant.