Hey, let's all take a minute to remember Anthony Jeselnik's "Black Hole Sun" Hatesong. http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Rusty Cage-Outshined-Slaves & Bulldozers were the Rocks Off-Rip this Joint-Shake Your Hips of grunge era 1-2-3 album-opening punches.

If we get another Halloween episode out of this, it will all have been worth it.

It's a rasher of bacon.

There's always at least one asshole

All Adams look alike to me.

Pumped to see Trinette as this season's Frisky Dingo callback.

The first time I heard Dragonforce was with about seven beers in me riding in a convertible on a pleasant spring night and that is the PERFECT time to get way into Dragonforce for a solid seven minutes.

It's going to be tragic when women start cutting their arms off to more closely resemble their Dove bottle.

Was that ever used in the soundtrack to a vampire movie? Because, huge missed opportunity if not.

We are free and fairly sober with so many toys to build, the machines are fairly tricky, probably someone will get killed, but we'll gladly work for nothing (Which is good because we don't intend to pay) Hooray! The Elves are back to work today!

I have had 50 Cent's P.I.M.P. stuck in my head for two weeks now, a song I never liked nor even heard enough to force it in there like In Da Club. This is why I'm trying to murder my brain with alcohol.

Getting constantly screamed at by all parties in an ultimately futile effort whose only reward is blame from your peers and the disappointment of both strangers and those closest to you? Huh. Why does the idea of being a campaign staffer seem so … homey?

Is "Superficial Rube" taken as a username and/or gimmick account? Because I may need to change.

There have been a bunch of think pieces that I’ve read to validate my frustration.

If all future Newswires can be written exclusively in Cryptkeeper puns, I'll subscribe or Patreon or FundKicker or whatever it is the kids are doing now.

I actually think it just meant Luke got to the Endor scene in RotJ, but was already getting sleepy.

Poughkeepsie is the upstate/downstate border town. It's disputed territory. (That really belongs to downstate.) Real upstate begins around Catskill.

That happened in Yankee Stadium. Tony Tarasco camped under it and wasn't able to make the play because that was a completely legit Jeter home run that in no way was interfered with, and Richie Garcia correctly signaled for Jeter to round the bases.

Roseanne is credible source who should absolutely be taken at face value.