Hits? No, probably not. Those Killers Christmas singles aint' my jam, but they do fairly well and are for charity. Probably not hits though, really.

Quirky Christmas music. Even though there's a fantastic doc on Christmas music aficionados, including Wayne Coyne and John Waters ("Jingle Bell Rocks"), every year the people change but the conversation is the same. "YOU like Christmas music?" and "You LIKE Christmas music?" "I'm super hip and cynical and I have…

Alex, you're short-stacked. You gotta go all-in. You can't get back in the game on this nickle-and-dime shit.

Is your name Michael Diamond?
YES, NOW HAVE SOME CLARET.

I did the Elmer costume from this one year for Halloween. Dopes kept asking me if I was Hagar. How in the holy hell do you know Hagar the Horrible but NOT What's Opera, Doc? (And that costume was ON POINT, too.)

Maester Branmuffin didn't think he needed to let aannnnyone else know the crown prince had a new lady other than his spectacular turd diary?

Man, that song pounds away without a breath for 3 minutes and has a video about eating people.

Era Vulgaris is great. I never understood the hate it got.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the Butthole Surfers?

They still tour! Sadly, Katherine Whalen doesn't go out with the band anymore, and the two ladies they've used in her place are close-but-no-cigar, but it's still an incredibly fun show.

The first ICP song I ever heard was their Sly Fox cover and I kind of dug it. Pretty sure I still have a mix CD with that on it from that era. I, uh. I tapped out pretty quickly after that.

Jesus, I don't think I've thought aobut Come to Daddy in 20 years.

"I like Squirrel Nut Zippers, fuck you" is the correct take.

Are we supposed to like any of these people? The aunt maybe? She seems cool and down to help out a family member.

"In the mid-’90s, Mountain Dew had never been more popular—especially among teenagers"

Take a drink everyone uses "plot armor" in this thread.

This Dunkirk remake starring Jamie Lannister is on point though.

No one in the entirety of this show has been more disappointed than Randall Tarly was when told he had to warn people before flogging them.

Whatever Stool Pigeon dimed him out has been playing the long con for YEARS.

Didn't Popper used to walk around carrying a sword? I mean, you really need to keep it to one dorky accessory, maximum. Either the hat, the sword, the harmonica vest, or Chan Kinchla, but you gotta choose.