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The entire arc of this show has been building to Oleanna Tyrell reanimated by the Night's King to lob withering one-liners at the army of the living.

Take THAT, Gueeernica.

Is that where they found the Shitty Beatles?

The one with peas and carrots?

Yeah! What IS up with that?

Which McDonald's? Is it the one with the really good fries that are usually fresh? Because …

Seemed like some kind of Greek fire?

Hah hah! "Sixth book." Oh, you.

He couldn't steal that book on dragonglass or operate on Jorah without permission either.

Either they were out of milk of the poppy at the Citadel, or else Sam's a secret sadist.

In the spirit of wiping out entire lines as a means of settling old scores, I think it's safe to say that fueled by righteous fury, Ser Pounce will WRECK Cersei and Jamie.

Yep. She was hesitant to accept the rabbit because she was clearly planning on murdering Lannister men as a manner of course. When she found out they were actual human beings, she abandoned the plan.

Sure, if that's what it takes.

The boys are thirsty in Lannisport, and there's beer up in the Dreadfort
The Hound will bring it back, no matter what it takes

I don't care if Melisandre dies, as long as her rad boobs live.

I'm hoping to get HHGTV, the Home and Highgarden Television Network. Tiny Hut Hunters gets a little repetitive, but the Property Clegane Brothers is hype.

Davos Seaworth, first of his name. King of the Garlic and the Leeks. Lord of the Seven Shallots, and Protector of the Scallions.

I will co-sign that. Fast-forwarding the Dany parts has helped the rewatch go faster, at least.

Typical Italian meats coming in here and stealing jobs from hard-working American cold cuts like olive loaf.

Hey, has anyone brought up how South Park has a nihilist viewpoint and that's somehow cowardly and irresponsible yet? I need it for my South Park AV Club Post bingo card.