You know what I like in an artist? Someone who's curious, insightful, original, and able to express those ideas in a clear, cogent and surprising way. And I can tell this guy from some band is gonna be my new fave.

Finally, Revenge of the Sith does something useful.

Sad costumed millennials in monochrome lighting explain basic sociology, Internet!

Coulrophobia is the gluten-free of anxiety disorders.

I think if Marvel just included the panel of Northstar screaming "I'M GAY" in every issue, they'd probably boost sales. I mean, don't take us out of the story or anything. Just throw "Meanwhile, in Canada" box at the top of it in the middle of that Hulk-with-Wolverine-claws vs. Sabretooth-with-giant-Leader-head fight…

I'm going to go eat pancakes and cry while I process this.

Adjust for inflation the All in the Family lyric references:"Boy the way Bruce Hornsby played" "Mister we could use a man like Jimmy Carter again" "Gee our old LeCar ran great. Those were the days."

So, just for Torso, then?

Geez, Frank Wilson, we get it. You were good at IRSing.

Can they get Terry Kiser to play Razzle?

Jay Leno nods in approval.

Now Mattel execs can go back to their first choice: Literally anyone else.

I'm right around the same age and share a lot of the movie picks AND a drinking problem with O'Neal.

I spent far too long thinking about that after the movie let out. Best I can figure, Vader was working with urgency in R1. By the time they caught up to the Tantive, he knew he had plenty of time, and also needed a full complement of troopers to secure an entire ship instead of merely stopping the plans from getting…

Guuurl, I wanna rock that CGI body.

Bass! How low can you go?

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His mistress is the sea.

Hehehehehehehehehe.

Sanctimonious pains in the ass?