CAN there be an award for Realest Motherfucker in the Rock Game? I would watch that awards show. Though the Grammy committee would probably just give it to Dave Grohl.

Hey, Alaska taught me something today. Thanks, Alaska!

The Strait of Gibraltar knows what it did.

The fact that they called themselves Deep Blue Something is the perfect counterpart to their freshman stoner lyrics.

Wait, this is perceptive and nuanced and takes the actualities of the show into account. It has no place on the AV Club.

Bad news. That fight will never, ever happen. You only ever hear about it because Mayweather coyly flirts with the idea when he has something else going on. Like a couple weeks ago when there was some more breathless speculation, coincidentally when a fighter Mayweather promotes, Badou Jack, had a big match against…

Umbrella, ay, ay … OW, OW.

Shane was played by Alan Ladd.

I'm just sad Roger Deakins didn't get nominated for Hail, Caesar! so he could once again not win the award.

Yes! Oh, yes, they're even better when you're dead!

More like Barack OBONER, amirite?

"A Skull or HYDRA or some such bullshit"

Smashburger fries are so bad they couldn't even make the bottom of the list.

You've got some solid friend credentials there.

For sure. Kevin Cox must've had a bad Breeder's Cup. I saw him at Santa Anita that Saturday looking like he just lost the Pick 6 on an inquiry or something.

That's fantastic.

Does this mean we can finally get a second season of Horseplayers through the miracle of low-budget digital distribution?

Hang on. You just gave me a great idea for The AV Club, but with additional Simpsons quotes.

You owe Morrissey a check.

Wait, the argument here is that contemporary music, especially rock, ISN'T a wasteland of boring, muted, hook-free, horseshit that makes the Dan Fogelberg wing of '70s AM Gold look daring and brash in comparison?