Ms. Pac-Man didn't come out til '81 godDAMMIT this is why we don't have a civilized society anymore.

It must be a double gut-punch to find out that cat wound up on Trump's head.

Case in point: Why did Millennials refuse to pick up the standard for "bozack?" It's goddamn criminal. Nobody's bozack has been stepped to since 1993. Don't even get me started on the last time anyone pulled out a jammy.

So he's starting over with the same character we already have some lingering positive brand association with, but is trying to update the JJ Abrams image for more modern sensibilities while still honoring the things that made people care about JJ Abrams in the first place? Huh.

Super pedantic Star Wars thing that seems to bug me and only me: Luke and Obi-Wan are dressed fairly similarly in Ep IV. There is no fucking way Obi-Wan's robes were supposed to ever be the default Jedi uniform so much as they were generic desert-wear.

Naturally. Since the dissolution of Colbert and Stewart, I came back to Conan and loudly started telling all of my friends how great Conan still was and what a mistake it was to have drifted away so far during the height of TDS/CR. I'll take the heat on this one, Coco.

Fine, Internet, but now tell me how to make a Badass Motherfucker wallet.

I was kinda underwhelmed by this one. I like hooks; RTJ2 had them for days. RTJ3 feels formless in comparison. It's still good, but not Godzilla yard-stomper that the first two records were.

I got to interview Jerry Lewis a couple of months back. It was completely terrifying, and he was tough as hell up front but did warm up after a bit, especially when talking about the old days. It is goddamn surreal to walk into his house and see the original Rockwell Cinderfella painting just hanging in the living…

A-Holes Through History

Fun game for anyone still young/with it enough to appreciate this list. Mark down the years you're still familiar with the majority of the bands and records on here. Keep tabs on how long it takes til the No. 1 is the only one you recognize. That's when you're officially old.

Which axis represents how many times a show was described as problematic?

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It's adorable you think we need to see a nerd movie to form strong opinions about it.

I don't really expect every pop culture writer to be fluent in automobiles, but calling it a "metallic car," when "vintage Mustang" is a pretty easy call makes this sound like it was written by a robot.

Oh, bullshit, El-P. The first album cover signified zombies. The second album cover signified mummies. The third album cover SHOULD'VE signified wolfmen or creatures from lagoons black, but they instead decided they should signify Iron Man after he got his chain jacked.

The Kool-Aid people thank you for correctly putting the blame where it belongs.

Way to bury the lede: The fan community can now confirm that Bryant Gumbel will be EXTRA self-satisfied on this season of Real Sports.

The bacon makes it look like it has a combover. Cthulu Turkey: Scourge of Middle Management.

I hate to argue with the Lord, but your "everyone is stupid" and "everyone should vote on everything" theories kinda would seem to be at odds. Unless the idea is to let the guy in the cubicle next to you who still greets you every day with WAZZZUUUUP! in 2016 get to set trade policy. In which case, carry on.