No, but it could mean another cereal from Teen Wolf. (It's just Fruit Brute with Michael J. Fox's picture taped on the box.)

Hey pal, some of us are AMERICANS and we only watch TV in a dank, shuttered living room.

Counterpoint: Let's shove all the NFL games into Thursday and Monday, and leave pleasant fall Sunday afternoons for loftier pursuits like daydrinking.

We clearly have very different definitions of "funny."

Everyone wants to have sex with everyone

The first time I had Whataburger, it was awful. The second time I had Whataburger, I was hammered, and it was still awful. Then I remembered I was in Texas, and it all made sense.

That's no way for you to talk about your mother. Let me.

Considering Luke's RotJ saber was basically identical to Obi-Wan's, I assumed he just picked out parts out of Ben's hut on Tatooine and put it together like a lightsaber erector set.

I like the cut of that Jamaican chef's gib.

How are we going to get them all to Catalina first?

I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you … Fire Zouaves!

I constantly have earbuds falling out of my big, doofus head. If they didn't have wires I'd have lost dozens of individual buds under treadmills and on city streets the world over.

So does this mean we're going to get into the gender politics of why roast beef is underrepresented in Hollywood?

Depends on how much of your childhood he's currently raping.

More room for Kat Dennings, then? I'm fine with that.

I don't smoke, but I hate the de-smoking of Vegas. It feels wrong, like 6:5, paid parking and goddamn drink vouchers on Mirage VP machines. Just more reasons to leave this dump.

Yep. But at least they put new screens in the Superbook.

As recently as a couple years ago, the Hilton hadn't taken down all the plastic crap stapled to the walls that had transformed that section of the casino into the Star Trek Experience, despite the fact that it hadn't been Star Trek-affiliated for about five years prior.

You're flat in the third bar.

Jim Backus dressing as Mr. Magoo for a Halloween party attended by Alan Thicke is about the most goddamn delightful thing I've heard this month.