Yep. I sat in Ziering's suite at the Rio and we liveblogged his first viewing of the original movie the morning after it premiered.

Ziering has been a guest-performer with the Vegas Chippendale's show going back 4-5 years at this point. He comes in and does a summer spot. He was with the show right when Shark 1 premiered.

Your points are subtle.

For God's sake, carry the courage of your convictions. I agree that there's something you can't trust about taking Margarey's word at face value here. So commit to it. You're vacillating for fear of being wrong. If you're wrong, so be it. But as presented on the screen, you're making the right read, this week. If the…

Are you suggesting Trump has secretly been Frylock all along?

What about girth?

How long does it take you to finish making that same response to everyone in an average Hatesong thread?

Thanks to Archduke Chocula.

The beginning of Welcome Back Frank is the finest three pages of comics ever. "That thing? Never happened. Don't bring it up again. Moving on."

Are we doing close-reads on content marketing now? Is this the future? This is going to be the basis of grad classes in English, isn't it? What is happening? Why is everyone on my lawn? I don't even have a lawn.

No one is that passionate about RoboCop 3.

In summation: NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDS!

Jon will die in a moment of sacrifice, completing the Christ analogies. Bran will destroy the Night's King but himself die in the process, but in his final moment warg into the aptly-named Ghost, serving out his days as Westeros' new magical protector. Arya will serve the Many-Faced God by ultimately choosing suicide…

Huh. Hodor really DID have one fucking job.

This would also be an inarguably great Dio album cover.

Ugh. I was not allowed to go to Lolla I or II at SPAC. Something I continue to bitch to my mother about to this day, because I can't let things go.

The aggressively '90s graphics in this make me really, really wish they included the commercials.

This lazy, slapdash Photoshop job nonetheless still looks more human than actual Ted Cruz.

RIP Wee Baby Puppy Chow. Taken from us too soon, but he leaves behind an impressive legacy of making his own gravy.

So your response to this video was just :crickets:?