You could see the way that baby was looking at Ramsay. Homeboy did what he had to do. You come at the Lord of Winterfell, you best not miss.

This is exquisite.

These people look exactly like how this music sounds.

Penguins can't fly. PENGUINS CAN'T FLY.

"Egypt's gonna get one too, just to use on you-know-who …"

To be fair, if there's a heaven, meatball subs are going to feature PROMINENTLY.

I interviewed the guy a few months back. He seemed like a tough sonofabitch and incredibly protective of his father, still. There was a Fuck You shell firmly in place. It's hard not to feel for guys like this growing up in such an undeniable shadow. He took his shots at doing his own thing; people largely didn't…

Kinda like reindeer I was up way up in the sky
And I was feeling holiday cheer that you wouldn't believe
Sometimes I don't believe it myself and I decided I was sliding down

Paget is rad-get.

The stripes make him look like a sergeant in the Spider-Army.

If it's not 1976, then why am I celebrating the Bicentennial and voting for Jimmy Carter, smart guy?

I ain't afraid of no bill that's wildly out of line with the estimate and Jesus, did you charge me for disposal, too? How is that not part of the goddamn price to begin with?

Is that the funny thing, or the awesome thing?

Well, it was a tense negotiation between to seasons, but we're proud to announce that Melisandre's boobs will be returning to the Game of Thrones cast for Season 6. Sure, they can be difficult to support, and it may have affected the budget, but there was no way we were going to write Melisandre's boobs out of the…

And I still look forward to getting one.

The cut-up fronts of longboxes were my go-to wall art in junior high and high school. I can relate way too much to that MTV clip.

Hey, we wear SHIRTS here.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Death Star.

What about the Age of Ultron, who is made of metal?

Come on. We're ALL nostalgic for Nixon.