Are we shitting on Scorsese now? I just want to keep my Contrarian Bingo scorecard intact.

Jesus, that is beyond depressing.

I appreciate your attempt to assuage this microaggression.

I am not terrible.

It's a tastefully engraved Hardline font rendition of "No Fat Chicks."

Are we really not going to talk about Dizz Knee Land at all?

I'd go Slow Dog > Dusted > Gepetto in that scenario, but Slow Dog is my jam.

Slow Dog > Feed the Tree.

16. Be forced to deny it wasn't you despite your partner walking in on you both buck naked banging on the bathroom floor.

Get you some young dick.

It's a Mortal Kombat throwdown between "Sweet and Tender Hooligan" and "A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours"

I want to hear more about Arriaga and Arriaga II.

Yeah, I definitely miss Popless.

This piece. This is great fucking music crit right here.

Namor being a giant asshole is what makes Namor the best. I'd read an entire series of nothing but Namor taunting Black Panther over slapping Wakanda with a tidal wave.

Nerd rage, rampant nerd celebration. To-may-to, to-fuck Franklin Richards-to.

I can play the Jew's Harp but I will INSIST on calling it the Jew's Harp.

Was hoping for one fast tune out of this series this year, which has steadily moved away from the giddy joyful highs of Andrew WK's "Silent Night" for years. Didn't get it. YOU'RE TAKING THIS SAD, DISAPPOINTING CHRISTMAS METAPHOR TOO FAR, AV CLUB.

Fair enough.

Shittier than a droid somehow knowing Rey was Luke's daughter/strong in the Force/carrying Luke's saber?