Depends on the icing.

Give it to Jillian Barberie and tell her it's her prize for being the first girl to ever catch a football.

…and Jenna.

I know, I thought that was a dick move, but something tells me that he would've gotten her out somehow. In general, his character is just not a bad person, evidenced by his behavior during Jan's meltdown in the Season 3 finale. While Karen found it hilarious, Jim felt pity, which is why they wouldn't have worked…

…"one it again"???

At first I was freaked out, but it is a yellow shirt, because there's no belly button. Looks weird, though, huh?

The extent to which this has continued has produced in me a cacophony of sadness.

Because then you take out all the fun "cars are just like us!" jokes. Also, because people always look totally creepy when animated by Pixar.

Jim Noir?
Wasn't his last album also called Jim Noir?

A message from the Brazilian Girls
PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Schuck it, I honestly can't remember when I laughed so hard at something. That last line was pure genius. I am now in love with you.

See, the thing about guilty pleasures is that they're supposed to be pleasurable. Moment Of Truth loses at that point.

I watch Lifetime in between 9 and 10 am for the golden girls. I tried watching other things…it didn't so much work. Except, of course, for "Mini's First Time."

"I worked in his kitchen for a very short time…not my style"

Scrubs
The Onion's "Tenacity of the Cockroach" should have been named "Tenacity of the Scrubs." Both are equally unpleasant and neither has the decency to just DIE.

On Monday I temped at a place where people spelled strictly with a k.

Science Fiction, Science Action, Science Romance, Science Fantasy…

Also
Why don't think links work?

Hipster d-bag
Hm. I would like to purchase that. Does that come in other colors? Pickle Sickle green doesn't suit me.

I wonder if Spic-n-span is racially derived. It's a strange coincidence.