Can you buy these with Pickles Nickles?

Yeah, and then they did tribal chants to get their ya-yas out, to show they weren't really racist.

The soundtrack to my youth was Billy Joel (my sister is named after a Billy Joel song), Rush Limbaugh/Dr. Laura, The Cranberries, and…Deep Forest. Yup.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gross, gross, gross. GROSS. This sounds like a nightmare I might have. Even worse than the one last night where I dreamed I was Beyonce and married Jay-Z.

Deputy mayor???

THERE ARE FOUR!!!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE FOUR?????

Yes, but only if you are not the real Toby Keith.

Philosophy in-joke
I read that as "Jules Dasein" and was like "that could be the awesomest name ever." But it's Dassin, so it isn't.

He's playing tonight
And I can't get a ticket, and I am MAD! I had no idea that there were more than two people in Columbus that liked this guy.

"No use for a name"
I know they've been around for a long time, and I've never listened to them, but I hate them on principle for being stupid. No use for a name. Come on.

HEY!
That's my name. I get a B-? Ouch!

I wish tv food shows had taste-o-vision.

Jarvis Cocker!
Yes!

Also
Yesterday I found Grapples in my boyfriend's fridge. Apparantly there is a target market for grape flavored apples, and the market is his roommate.

This looks like the worst movie ever made
Even the commentator sounds fed up and bored, like "My Sassy Girl, coming soon because I need to pay rent or I'm going to get evicted. Hey, is Maury on right now?"

I think it was Joss Whedon's ability to bring out the lingering heretofore unseen skill in his actors that made her seem good. It sucks, too, because I want so much to like her because of Buffy…yet I can't. And the more I go back through the seasons, the less I like her.

because you referenced "Mini's First Time," a film I caught when it bizarrely showed up on Lifetime in the middle of midterms. It was literally the worst thing…ever. And by worst thing ever I mean cinematic masterpiece.

How dare those bitches?

I read that she's just going through some shit and is just doing the L.U.G. thing. She's not really gay, she's just checkin out the [insert euphemism about bisexuality].

I was going to ask the hater why she hated puppies, but I guess my question is now answered.