She and Him is Zooey Deschanel and M.Ward - good album, heard it already and I like it bunches. DeVotchKa did the Little Miss Sunshine soundtrack, and they pretty much kick ass. Since I am excited by two of these, I will only shrug one disinterested shoulder.

Real patriots get sworn in on the CONSTITUTION, man. The REAL one.

If I had a penis, I would have a hard spot for Daniel Radcliffe. Is the girl equivalent a wet spot?

uh-huh.
Yeah….BFD.

Duly noted. By the way I can't believe I let this slide - Paula Poundstone is NOT Paula Small. That would be Janine Ditullio.

Meta is the new legit.

I agree, but people are so glib about calling Clinton any sexist name they can think of - like racism is terrible but sexism is just fine by everyone.

Shall we bump vaginas in celebration?

I actually did see the movie
It was pretty cute - good choice for family movie times. The running gag is that he keeps getting tickets, proving himself to be a terrible driver despite teaching his teenage daughter to drive. I think the reason that they close with it is because they needed something quick and at…

Dude, you wouldn't call Obama the n-word, why call Hillary the c-word? What's with all the Hillary hate? Did everyone's dad decide to be AV clubbers too?

Christ.
Are they in a competition with Vampire Weekend to see who can have the better fantasy-creature-plus-normal-thing name? Gross.

I've always referred to mine as the hills of destiny.

If you want real frozen deliciousness, eat eggo strawberry waffles. They're like strawberry cardboard deliciousness. Except much better than I described it.

It's not a bullshit statement, Snowflake. I have a clit, which I love very much, so I'm against any kind of sharp object going anywhere near it (or anyone else's). And, I'm not a fucking idiot. I studied female circumcision and I'm not defending it. I just want it known that a general definition of "female…

Yeah, I saw it yesterday. It was pretty awful.

No, he meant "misspelt." The first was clearly hiding under garments of secrecy and Ukridge wanted it to be pelted in its own natural firstie fur.

Kill?
…that was newsworthy? Where do they live, Pleasantville?

The majority of female circumcisions are carried out at the behest of the owner of the clitoris (I should clarify, that's the woman in this scenario). It's in pursuit of the "ideal vagina," which sounds weird but is akin to breast implants. Many women with boob jobs say that they don't mind losing feeling in their…

the book
is not a bad read. It's like the da Vinci code: compelling story, poorly written. It's worth a couple hours (but it's really long so it'll be a couple hours over a couple days). The characters are slightly less one dimensional than I think they'll probably be in this movie. Plus it has the time to explore…

no, but there's incest in the book…