Allow me to ruin/explain the movie for you. Here's what happens:

Damn, how many cereals do I have to eat to get me one of those?

STFU, dude. You're just playing corporation games.

hermaphrodite (lady man lady)…

How exactly does one dress up as a Steel Magnolia?
Is that like the flower bad guys in Paper Mario for Wii?

Apparently all you guys hang out in the middle of the atlantic. You must be really wet.

I'm pretty familiar with a lot of U2's work, because my dad is a big fan. I still hate them all. Is this the point where you guys tell me my opinions are clearly wrong because they aren't congruent with yours?

I thought that comment editing was supposed to knock the trolls off the site. Apparently it's just for deleting the unfunny comments that piss you off the most. What the hell do you guys do all day?

I thought that comment editing was supposed to knock the trolls off the site. Apparently it's just for deleting the unfunny comments that piss you off the most. What the hell do you guys do all day?

I'm pretty tall and I can sympathize a little bit. I wouldn't necessarily rule out dating a guy shorter than me, but I prefer tall men because I don't want to lean down to kiss someone. And I like heels (which can put me above 6'). It's definitely not the most important thing, but whatever. There are plenty of…

Lauren is the first name of the executive producer/developer for Bravo. I read about her in New York Magazine, which I still have, but I'm too lazy to go check her name.

I understood absolutely none of that.

I think it died of embarrassment
I have to believe that nature is against U2 as well in order to believe in the rightness of the world. That tree was probably like "Oh my god. U2. I'm so mortified. I'd rather die." And then it did, so there.

I'd say Sam Eliot.

Hey, fuck you, I'm mildly funny. Do MY laundry!

The candied fennel seeds taste like eating decorative soap. Trust me, I know.

Nothing about axe is tolerable
especially not the tools that spray it on so thick you have an asthma attack within 100 yards of them even if you don't have asthma. You get asshathma by standing near them.

Fuck Guttenberg
GIVE ME MORANIS!

In case anyone cares, I had sag paneer and garlic naan. My two favorites.

I'm having indian food tonight. Yes!