I would like them better if they were the Donuts. Because those are my favorite kind of nuts.

Pathetic Geek Stories was supposed to be updated in September of 2007. COME ON! That was the best part of the AV club.

I would fuck Greg Dulli in a heartbeat
Blackberry Belle and Twilight as Played by the Twilight Singers. Yes.

Everytime he speaks all I hear is "Mustache mustache mustache!"

Gen-Webs?
Last week Newsweek told me I was a Millenial. Before that I was a Gen-Y. What the fuck? I'm confused.

Wait a minute! You're an officer of the law! Unless, of course, you are referring to pottery.

…still not funny.

Yeah, but that makes sense. It would be weirder if you called it your "Pol Pot."

don't let GLut come first. Or anywhere near me.

When this was first being posted
…I was continually refreshing my browser so I could block firsties and first on firsties. I stopped, however, when I realized that in refreshing the browser to block the firsties, I became the firsties. And I was being a loser.

I don't know why that was so funny, but it was.

I think it's now a universally accepted truth that British people no longer say "wanker," and if someone says "wanker," it's an american person trying to sound British.

ewwwwww!

What the hell
is a chav?

Anything that involves Sean O'Neal thinking about me at night in bed is super with me!

…what just happened?

How did you know?
…are you watching me?

http://www.sexinchrist.com/…

I would totally use the orange soda one.

This product seems like a pedophile's dream. They oughta keep tabs on anyone who orders it.