Hilarious.

I watched the last 2o minutes of "Independence Day" last night, and MAN that is a really fucking stupid movie. My proposition is that someone watch a year's worth of blockbuster movies, like "Titanic," "Alien", and anything Will Smith has ever been in (save Six Degrees of Separation), evaluate it objectively, and…

"We were deadlocked"
…bullllllllllshit. They would have said that if Chris came out with a work of art and Rami came out with a draped potato sack. They always were going to do that, no matter who the bottom two were. They could at least own up to it. That really irritated me.

I love the kinks so much.
I really do.

He might not call, but he introduced me to my new boyfriend, Intervention. So I'll always cherish his time in my life.

Stacy is ZMF's new girlfriend.

I've got the butter, who's got the lemons?

Eternal Sunshine is not comedy. I didn't laugh once in that movie. Not that I didn't love it. And I will defend Pretty Woman. It's not supposed to be realistic. They never are. Neither are action movies (for the most part). It's just supposed to be funny and romantic, which I thought Pretty Woman was. And…

Jury of your peers=complete strangers, but who can be biased by how attractive you are.

When Harry Met Sally, the 40-year-old Virgin, Pretty Woman, The Princess Bride, Juno, Mean Girls.

Why me crank and why me roll? Why me crank dat rat pack boy and SUPERSOAK Monroe?

We're a gang? Maybe we should have titles! Who's leader?

MGMT
I like their stuff, but I have a gut feeling their concert would be ridiculously boring considering the whole band is basically two dudes and a laptop with reason on it.

ZMF, you made my day. Fuck all those cunces! And SnowJunkie, just change your name to BallsJunkie and give up. You lost the minute you threw your hat in.

Can I get a douche baguette with my pbr and tofu sandwich?

I loved that too. The AV club taste testers are so cute. I wonder if Isabel Tobias will become one in a couple years (assuming this whole internet fad hasn't run out).

True story
There is a candidate running for the Ohio house named Kevin Bacon. Really. And I will probably break party and personal belief lines just to vote for him because of the awesomeness of his name.

Isn't mom the best? Maybe we should call her.

that would make things too easy for a pimp.

What isn't funny about drop kicking old ladies in the face?