You know, I think there's an epidemic of that on here. On the top books of 07 thread there was a theonlygirlphelosopher, which is I think is not only a me impersonator but someone who wishes they could see phel and I in some girl on girl action (which we would never do for other people, you voyeuristic pervs). …

SHIT! That's the second time in 24 hours. This isn't my fault, I swear! *hangs head in shame*

What, you don't like my awesome TWBB and 30 Rock references? Well, fine! Go ahead and be "respectful" and "single posting." Nyahh!

yeah, that's probably true.

…that's probably true.

How about this one?

Cute!
Good thing you guys are married, or else she would be a bastard in a basket! Eh? Eh?

Nu-uh! Haven't you seen her American Express ads???

No matter how icky my vagina is, it will never be as scary as that video.

to put my name in for Joe11's night plans…I'm still laughing about the jacking someone else off comment.

Joe11, I love you and would like to make love to you on the floor of the studio apartment that I imagined you in, with Blondie playing, of course.

Bud Light, dude.
it's true. Not much is more manly than Bud Light. Except maybe Bud Regular.

that is a good point, which is why it was made like 5 times already.

…I want a smiley face on a stick…

David Banner
is the name of the rapper who wrote "Play," and I'll bet that guy gets mad a lot too.

win!

…I love your movies.

Best thread all day, including Fly Me To The Poon for the best name ever.

See, this is what I'm saying. HBO tv has too many mother uckers ucking with my shi!!!

Yeah okay, but you gotta drive me down there, pick me up, and make me dinner. I'm no cheap slut, you know.