Ugh, can't believe I'm coming out of the dark to do this, but I HAVE to defend Julia. She quit her job to focus on her family and so that she and Joel could accommodate Viktor. But then Joel gets pulled into this job where he works in close quarters with a woman who clearly has boundary issues. He's gone all the time,…

What? No one for "Thank You For Being A Friend"?? COME ON.

I knew that chick wasn't the mother
I knew it the minute I saw those godawful boots.

Do none of them understand the concept of "threat?"
Ed's comment that Angelo was "a threat" was just silly. Angelo, up until now, has been the frontrunner. YOU are the threat, Ed.

The real question
Should Lindsay Lohan and Ice-T film a reality show about being in jail or a buddy comedy about busting out?

Including the fire in your hole! (see what I did there? It's funny because what I'm doing is saying that by soliciting prostitutes he will contract an STD that will lead to a burning sensation)

Now that they're reconciled
I trust they both know that the most metal birthday present is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Wow, taalibba. I didn't make that connection. A lot of his movies, like a weirdly high amount, as in "anything that isn't a shitty romcom," involve torture. (inevitable pun about the shitty romcoms being their own form of torture!) That kind of creeps me out/makes me feel kind of complicit somehow. Ugh.

Has anyone seen them in concert recently?
They make this chick's eyes turn red and it's fucking creepy. If I were her, I'd be more pissed about looking like Satan.

Uh. Can you maybe explain what context will okay telling a woman she deserves to get gang raped?

How come they didn't bring back any chicks?

I would guess that there are already plenty of sticky DVRs.

And the one on the left kept closing his eyes and shaking his head. Visceral reaction to the nasty flow his bro was peachin'.

Glory was one of my favorite villians (after, of course, The Mayor).

I initially read that "shit" as like, it's just carrying a bunch of shit, you know, random stuff. Can't decide which one I like better.

Abhorred, a slut, whatever.

False. The only believable character (Cynthia Nixon's) is a BigLaw lawyer who made money on her own, which provides disillusioned hope for all female law students that we, too, can make the big bucks and still have time to do things like "eat lunch" and "go on dates."

Do you like me?

As a law student, I can tell you that's exactly how it is. Exactly. Totally. All the time.

I'm pretty sure "I saw a prostitute eat a tire" was one of them.