Yeah it was. That fucking monkey one was so stupid.

This episode was terrible.
And it started out promising, at least a little. Loved the Abbott and Costello line. But seriously. This was honestly the laziest episode I've seen the entire series.

She actually has kept a bit of it, but it looks much better. She was way too thin in Season 3 and early Season 4 before she got prego. And before anyone lambasts me for calling her fat, I'm not. I think this is the best she's looked.

OMG ISN'T IT HILARIOUS AND ALSO DEEP THAT THE POOL IS A METAPHOR????? SINK OR SWIM!!!!!!!!!!!! See, now you get it, because I explained it to you.

If he calls your name you're done…

I laughed at this a lot.

damn, I forgot I'm theonlygirlphilosopher on here.

Nice Catch-22 reference Yossarian. I think I might love you.

I think the cure for cancer is somewhere in that story. Cure for or cause of.

That potato chip thing was so hilarious and endearing. I also loved the envelope licking.

Was it just the lighting
or did Meredith look like her face was covered in hives up until the last weigh in? I kept seeing these giant red/white spots on her face, like she got into a fight with a beehive.

I had the citrus splash toothpaste until recently. I actually used the whole tube. I just switched back to regular mint, and honestly, my teeth feel about a million times cleaner than they were before. It's weird.

I just realized that said "cranny" and not "granny."

"Vibrators - so that you know exactly what's dressing your salad."

Can we nitpick on the dudes for once? Because I hate Jason Segal's hair in this episode. It looks greasy and it's a weird length. But hey, I'd still bang him!

Actually it's Marshall who likes olives but pretends not to, so it would fit perfectly that he would appreciate Stella pretending to love Star Wars when she actually hates it.

Ugh, no. Cobie in that dress was all hipbones. She looked emaciated.

Agreed. I think HIMYM suffers a bit with the laugh track - makes it seem generic even if it's not. 30 Rock is also a little bit sharper, while HIMYM has to get in the generic laughs to make sure the studio audience is pleased.

Don't worry about your dead ipod. Technology is cyclical, everybody knows that.

Steve Jobs: Gimme your fingernails!