Casting
In the movie's favor, I thought it was perfectly casted for all the major characters - I thought they did especially well picking Daniel Craig and Nicole Kidman. I wish Asriel would have been a bit more of a dick, though, because he's an ass in this book and not some just some affable, scruffy rebel. I liked…

Ah, finally, VALIDATION!

They should be happy about it
Snark and boredom doesn't keep their indie asses skinny.

w00t?

No way. That one was better than mine.

Thanks. Weird to have people here call me by my name.

Maybe
he beat himself to death.

Oh yeah, and if you tivo'd it, pause on the picture of her and Tyra on the end…she looks TOTALLY fucked up! They're all wonky and it's ridiculous.

Yeah, Otis, because who wants to get bullshit all over their bullshit?

I know I do, I'm like the girl in the Backstreet Boys AOL chat like "NIIIIICK! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MEEEEEE??????"

I just want to say
that Japancakes is the best name ever, better than Japanther because pancakes are delicious!

I hate Saliesha!
I hate that stupid haircut, and I hate her rediculous name that just sounds like "salacious" every time I hear it. She is the epitome of pretty shell with nothing there, and even the pretty shell has the worlds most terrible pageboy haircut ever! Who's idea was it that making her look like a 5 year…

…If you really want them, I have them on an ironic myspace page. But I can tell you right now I'm at least 40% hotter than Beth Ditto because I bathe regularly.

Alicia Keys
Every time I hear her sing that song, I think MY soul is being punched to death.

Try?
Oprah can do anything, why does she have to try???? It's like she doesn't even CARE. I hate you Oprah, I HATE!

People left off
can I nominate myself?

Sean O'Neal, I continue to have a creepy online crush on you.

Binder and Binder
I hate that guys weirdo child molester voice when he's like "Our clients aren't freeloaders, not by a long shot" and then the Statue of Liberty is on the screen and you know she just wants to shove that torch up his ass.

Sean O'Neal
Marry me. You are the hipster girl's Amelie Gillette.

SIDS is hilarious! Where's that funny not funny guy to agree with me so I can win?