But then you remember Larry the Cable Guy, and realize that he is a vengeful god who giveth just to taketh away and laugheth in your faceth.

Nevermind. I just saw the pie hidden in there beside all those other entertaining things.

Four forms?
You only listed three forms of entertainment that comes around Thanksgiving. I guess it's up to us to imagine the last form…

Peep dipped in chocolate
Yum. I love peeps. Marshmallow is the only reason I would get a Take 5 on my own accord (although I would eat it if it were offered to me for free). Frankly, I don't think that the Take 5 is the best of the cram-whatever-you-have-into-it genre of candy bar. Chunky, anyone?

Was that a prayer?

?
Anyone else having trouble seeing the picture? Kinda takes the acid out of the hate if you can't see the much hated object in all its finery…

rhcp=suck
If "Californication" is the signature album of that band, then they suck even more than they previously sucked. They at least used to have some early 90's cred. Now, they just suck more. Plus, have you ever read RHCP lyrics? It's just a bunch of bullshit rhyming with copious vagina references, so I don't…

Due to exhaustion and lack of attention, I read "fat, fat jaw" as "fat, fat jew." I was wondering why you would punch Kimmel in the self.

Nathan
were you so late in getting this comment up because your parents were first cousins who sucked at posting things on the internet too?

Probably it was like Forrest Gump, with the ball digitally added in to match their movements. I like Dwight's realization at the end: "DARRYL is the client? He WORKS here, dumbass!"

Georgeoustupid is funnier, like you're really pretty yet stupid, in the tradition of other noted beautiful, vacuous Georges: Foreman, Washington, Curious, etc.

naked
I like Seth Rogan, I think he's got good timing and delivery…

You know, with chewing tobacco. That's what it's called, right?

Both comments are indeed true.

Michael?
Will LaToya serve as the spiritual advisor?

hilarious
I wouldn't watch this show EVER, but I will continue to read the posts for the sheer venom of the hatred of Steve Hyden. Now THIS is what the Hater is supposed to sound like. Well done, especially the indie rock pussification. Perfection.

She's the new Vincent/Wendy Pepper! Except that I enjoy her presence, and I mostly just wanted to beat Vincent to death with a hat made out of a wicker basket.

Grade
I thought it deserved more than a B-. That seems a little harsh. This had some good points, and I agree, Blair is the whole show.

Nope.
QOTSA is not the coolest band in the world, but this is the coolest thing to ever happen to an uncool band.

The Golden Compass
I was way more excited about The Golden Compass before I heard that the "anti-God" idea was being downplayed. Fuck that, kill the asshole!