what?
…you spend most of the year hobbling around in a fog, dead from the waist down, unable to become effectively aroused by even the sultriest picture (objectively speaking) of John Stamos' incredibly wavy hair. "Who is sexy?" you wonder, "When will I feel again?" Also, "Does Will Smith have a movie coming out soon,…

Philosophical conundrum
The real question, my friend, is whether coating Goofy in dog will make him taste like chocolate. Or dog.

I'm having a vision
of Brett Ratner high-fiving Michael Bay while MB yells "BOO-YAHHHHHHH!" and then BR responds with "Sweet idea dude. You should like, write shit bro."

The Office
I didn't have the patience to go through what was I'm sure intelligent and provocative debate in the previous posts because I'm having a terrible day.

I've been boycotting movies and dvds ever since everything put on its suck face.

The wolf is talking about when Dwight gets Angela the key for his apartment. He starts out his "my animal deserves a lot of loving" talking head with wolves.

Didn't Chris Crocker do that?

I know. I was half expecting him to show up, look at someone meaningfully, and then some really beautiful and quirky girl whose character is purely plot material would immediately drop trou. I suspect that's the plot of episode 2.

AMELIE READS THE COMMENTS!

You're right…I forgot about the Overkill Killer. Man, he really thought about that.

Sad.
I'm gonna miss the reviews of UB. It's nice to have others appreciate the genius that is Amanda singing milkshake with a pipe organ backing her. Here's hoping the rest of the season's episodes are as good as this one.

best line of the night
"I HAVE HEMMORHOIDS!!!!!!"

And the Lord sayeth unto him: "Thou art a total fuck up. Way to totally misinterpret mine message. Thine shit beith most freaky." And it was good.

Yeah, like that shit Will Smith in "Pursuit of Happyness." Or Will Smith in "Ali." Or Will Smith in any role that didn't allow him to say "WOO!" at some point.

He just
looks like he's gonna shit into that gas can. I see no character transformations here…
…unless his character is about to shit into a gas can. In which case, well played, Carrey. Well played.

You know, it might help its chances to have some press on a site such as this…but it gets no press because it might get cancelled…so if it doesn't need press, it gets press, but if it does need press, it doesn't.

missing word?
"she was much Blair-like than she is now."

morgan freeman
I remember exiting the theater from this fuckeree and thinking, "what just happened to me?" Any world where Morgan Freeman is a bad guy is a world I don't want to live in.

What do you wanna bet that as soon as the press left, he ate all the donuts himself, while laughing at the picketers and throwing his scraps to the scabs? That's how I like to imagine him, as some kind of evil crazy donut fiend.

…but…but…there are BOOBS on the front of their album! BOOBS! It's proof!