show sucks
but that is a good sweater. Where can I get me one of those?

What?
No Aliens in America? How is it that you can ignore the best new show on television? Come on.

AHA!
So THAT'S why I like crunk rap so much! Nothing puts me more in the mood than having my vagina referred to as "some cut."

Chicken and noodles…who doesn't love the Dube? But what's with the berries inferno?

I would be offended, but I live in Columbus, which is accurately described by the word "Loserville."

I like ice cream! I need a boyfriend (pout)

Old news.
There's a diner downtown that has had these for forever. They sound great, but really, they totally suck.

I can't remember if the movie was good or bad, because I was so high when I saw it. Was it really that bad? Everyone said it was okay…

Just wanted to add
I'm psyched for Victoria Beckham. If you actually listen to the shit she says, she's really self-deprecating and will probably spend the whole time making fun of herself. It will be a welcome addition to the show for an episode.

Yeah, that was funny, but doesn't that deal more with the writers rather than the director?

Yeah
This episode was confusing. And what happened to Christina's husband?

What?
Is no one going to say anything about the way obvious cracks in PB&J? This is where the relationship is going? Really? I'm pretty pissed about this. They're setting it up to be Pam outgrowing Jim, and moving on. And frankly, Angela's Ashes…who hasn't read that? I read that when I was in 8th grade. I can't…

In Ohio we call 'em "darkies." Sprinkles, I mean.

You have to be at least 2, I guess. Maybe these are multi-function dildos (that doesn't look right either. Like it should be pronounced dill-doss).

I thought
this was what caramel apples were for.

but…
Where were Toki, Murderface, and Pickles the drummer? Doodly-do?

this is awesome.
YES.

Chi McBride
I gave up on this show because it's more whimsical than Andrew Bird dressed up as a flute that can only speak in rhyming couplets, but I am glad to see Chi McBride get some good work. I loved him in Boston Public.

Banjos is not equal to twang. Yes, they are twangy, and so are those bands, but I'm talking about the TWANG. It's hard to be specific on the internet, but the best way to describe it is the combination of the dug-in-the-dirt voice, unnecessary note waffling on the guitar, and acute similarity in everything. It's…

Something else I forgot to say
If you can at least somewhat appreciate the merit of a genre, there's no need to do further research.