That's true.
I will drive FIVE MINUTES DOWN THE ROAD for Taco Bell.

Popeye's
I ignore Popeye's, and now I have even more incentive to do so.

ugh.
Get over these guys. They're not going to make good music anymore.

t.i.
He was on the OC! Shame on you hipsters.

For the Record
I hate Conor Oberst in everytrhing except for the remake of the Traveling Wilbury's "Handle with Care" with Jenny Owens, M.Ward, and Ben Gibbard. Other than that, he can pretty much go away and stop existing, for all I care.

Hm.
Maybe it's just because I watched this immediately after Aliens in America, but I kinda liked it. It was funny. I agree about the overacting, but I think Applegate has the chops, and I like her a lot as an actress.

OHHHMYGOD!
I forgot about those Viva viagra commercials!!!!!!! Those freak me out. FREAKKKK ME OUTTTTT! If you see a bunch of middle age dudes in a barn singing about an erectile dysfunction drug, you KNOW a circle jerk will follow shortly. And those dudes are SINGING ABOUT IT!!!

jeesh.
What if your parents didn't know you were transgender? Like, all of the sudden you were Steve one day and then the next you were Sarah (obviously it would take a lot more time than that, but, you know, for the sake of argument). And they didn't even notice?

Alex2
Psh, no way. It's much more indie, hipster, and bitchy this way. I'm an elitist. The ONLY elitist. Not just one of many elitist. That's lame.

Bea Arthur
is a goddess. Or god. Anyways, she schools all, always.

just for peace of mind
I watched the episode again, and Dwight definitely says "Bear horn."

i liked this a lot.
It has a lot of humor and it doesn't take itself to seriously, a la Kevin Barnes. You can tell he likes the Magnetic Fields.

hairline
I sort of understand the Wentz now. His hairline is WAY farther back than will ever be attractive, and the guyliner gives his eyes enough "dimension" to sell records to enough stupid 13 year olds to get himself a vapid, attractive if she doesn't talk girlfriend. Otherwise he'd be playing manga at gaming…

10,00
Actually, that's neither a misplaced comma NOR a missing zero. It's the European way of saying that hype machine needs EXACTLY 10.00 Europeans to visit the site at the EXACT SAME TIME! No halfsies allowed.

why
wouldn't i eat taco bell? I'll have my capitalist soft tacos with hot and fire sauce, thank you!

if you're talking taco bell…
…it should be, "why is my mouth full of all this awesome?"

things you all missed.
How is it that no one mentioned the sweet moment between Jim and Pam on the roof? It made me really happy that they're not doing some fucking stupid "on-again, off-again" thing.

nope
It's a stupid celebrity that is famous for no reason - derived from celebutante.

That sucks.
I've always wanted to go to one of those. But yeah, spell it right. Especially the Father of the Holy Trinity of good things on tv, Joss Whedon.

hm.
Shouldn't that be Darjeeling Ltd and PBR?