I didn't want to read all the comments.
Question: Wasn' that "Let's kick some ICE!" pun stolen from one of the Mighty Ducks?

it's the dolls fault
It was a jobless and pathetic pig! It's joblessness and pigness only reflected on its pig self which is also jobless. Pig pig pig bad mom jobless pig!

see?
This is stupid.

poop.
Yeah, the hentai spam sucked ass, but part of me wanted to think that was a joke making fun of us for being so elitist and obsessive about indie rock and Freaks and Geeks. I think this sucks. It seems that most of the AV club (posters and writers included) can't tell sarcasm from seriousness - observe the…

fuck yous guys.
That is awesome.

How is it
that we got ALL the way down here and no one's mentioned Dave Matthews or Fred Durst?

um
There's a strong point of view in philosophy that everything that could be thought, has been thought - in such a way that it might change the way we debate/do philosophy. Meaning, there are no more Descartes(es), Kants, Heideggers Irigarays, etc. My point - people have been saying stuff like that about everything…

correction.
He didn't have diabetes, he had diabeatis. Or at least that's what he said all the time. It was like a dog pissing in my ear every time he said it.

whatever.
I don't watch Heroes, but I love Indian guys. They're so hot.

that's vicky valencourt
Who is Vicky Valentine???? Who????

ugh.
When I first met my boyfriend's grandparents, his grandma introduced me to her 100+ doll collection and they all had the eyes that seemed to look at you, and I had to sleep in the same room as them. Then she starting talking about how her first great granddaughter would inheret them all, and giving me pointed…

amelie/rachael ray
I'm straight and all, but I would totally do Amelie for putting exactly into words how I feel about that stupid cunt Rachael Ray. The only difference is that Amelie doesn't hate her, while I would chop her up and fry her in some E.V.O.O. and feed her to Garbage the Feral Barn Cat if I could. …

Dan electrode
You have a "feeling" that Michael's going to get fired at the end of the season? Come on. It couldn't be more obvious that they're going that way. The only question is if they're going to have Jim replace him or something.

Yes,
because I am EVIL! MUAHAHAH!

A couple of things
Well, I was going to comment on how awesome Elf is, but since that horse is already dead and beaten senseless, I shall move on…

Woah, woah,
woah.

pearl jam?
FUCK pearl jam!

Don't tase me, bro!
not funny anymore, but the MC Hammer video is still hilarious. Any chance I can get to laugh at that guy's pain is alright with me.

Also,
That bird is a LIAR!

noodle
Does it make you racist? No, I don't think so. Throughout the interview I just thought about his voice being all "JIMmy Fphallon's my DAWG, yO!" because that's one of his signatures. If it were Colbert being interviewed I would think about him dragging out his rrrrrrrrrr's. He does that.