I hope
someone punches her in the nose and it gets big again.

damn!
Mae and Eddard beat me to it, but no way does the His Dark Materials trilogy go downhill. Those books are fucking awesome, and if they could make OOTP, where virtually nothing happens until the end, a great movie, this one will be amazing. Although I wasn't thrilled about whoever they chose for Lyra. You all…

haha
Yeah he's actually a great guy who has amazing taste in music, books, movies, etc (and cooks, and does all that shit that every girl wants her guy to do). The one point where we disagree is the ball-less music. He can't stand Sufjan or Nick Drake or anything like that, he's more of a "beat the shit outta it"…

Clavis
Thanks to "Can't Hardly Wait," I shall call you dendrophiliac.

My restaurant story
I used to be a hostess in high school at a major midwestern chain restaurant (that rhymes with "Schmax and Schmerma's") and there was always a church group that came in on Tuesday nights and had to sit at "their table" and would often go back to the table without even letting anyone know they were…

Brundlefly
If your cock can choke someone within reach, we should meet.

Futurama = Not Awesome
I don't get it. Seriously, not that funny.

old v. new I&W
I have this on my ipod (thank you, Transmission and The Pirate Bay) but I haven't given it a good listen because Woman King and Our Endless Numbered Days wore out their welcome a long time ago. However, my boyfriend, who hates sissy rock, says that this album is "the closest that Sam Bean will ever…

nirvana is overrated
Yeah, I said it.

Ben
somehow that "guys in the military" thing made me laugh so hard I managed to drool on my computer. Well done, for such a throwaway comment.

Chicken Boo
is sexy.

Is this a random roles in disguise?
It should be.

this isn't directed at me,
but um, yeah. Especially with the word "fuckin'" in front of it.

…hey!!
I was misdirected! Damn.

For the record
Al Gore never said he invented the internet. He said he was
"instrumental in the development of the internet," which he was, for recognizing the power of the CIAs ethernet to deliver information.

what did i do?
Don't tase me, bro!!!

Oh, winebot…
You need to learn how to read.

Flaming Lips/God
I made the grave mistake of sitting in the rafters at a Flaming Lips show, not being familiar enough with their music to understand that I had to be there to be there. Also I was 17 and thought that OAR constituted good music. So there was that, too.

Scrubs
What a load of pure, smelly, shit. That show is so fucking self-important that it makes Grey's Anatomy look like…something not self-important. I fucking hate Scrubs. It's NEVER EVER FUNNY!!!!!! I can't even count how many time I've had to reiterate that. SCRUBS IS SHIT. Shit, shit, shit.

I'm gay.
And I don't mean that in the homosexual way, more like the bad in sports way. Which, I think, goes without saying.