meat them?
Are you and your wife some kind of sadistic swingers are turned on by incorrect grammar and Grade D but edible?

ipod commercial
It's Feist. Don't hate. She's amazing.

Agreed.
I will avoid Starbucks just in case I win one of those downloads and am forced to listen to Dave Matthews or Eddie Vedder. I effing hate those dicks.

That guy
I'm glad that I wasn't the first to bring that up.

Jack the Ripper
I can't remember the name of the book but it was by Patricia Cornwall and she uses forensic evidence, handwriting analysis, and other cool sciencey stuff to prove it's Walter Sickert, a professional "artist"/"musician"/doer of random shit who was a society guy. I do remember the name though. Walter…

its versus it's
The wrong its/it's?

licky, dammit.
I ruined my own joke. I hate this day.

a lucky boom boom down!

Can I hate on something for a second?
That "Big Bang Theory" ad banner on the top of EVERY FUCKING SCREEN of the avclub? Not only does it not make sense, but that "hot" girl looks like she's wearing someone's bleached pubes on her head. It looks like pure shit. Pure. MAKE IT GO AWAY.

Skullchucking.
HA!

what a couple of shit shows.
See what I did there?

you're right.
You are weird. But it's okay. I read an entire book dissecting the crimes and eventually forensically proving the identity of Jack the Ripper.

i wish wentz would die.
I saw his penis on the internet. If I had a chance, I would kick him in it.

Maury?
I AM 1,000,000% POSITIVE THAT I AM NOT THE MOTHER OF THE PIG IN ZEN'S BABY!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE RESULTS SO I CAN TELL HIM TO KISS MY MOTHERF**KING A***(@&#*!@)(#&)!(@#*)!(@#*)@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funeral v. Neon Bible
Yeah, Funeral is definitely better, except for the insanely amazing anthem version of "No Cars Go." Yet, we must remember that the original version is from Funeral, which remains the better album.

Wait,
off topic, but is Steve Carrell in TWO movies with Dane Cook? Doesn't Dane Cock - sorry, Cook - play one of the brothers in that self-help dad with the daughter type thing and he falls in love with the brothers fiance blahdeblah romcom shit? Two? Really?

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"Okay, I'll let you shove this ice cream up my ass if you'll keep doing your monkey impression."

Yeah…
…there's this, and there's that fucking ad for an Ellen comedy special or what have you that you have to get through to get here, and the hater isn't funny this week. Is funny dead? Come on. Anything?

ha!
I KNEW I wasn't the only one who figured this place for covered in jizz over 30 Rock! YES!

but…
underneath all the fart jokes and tits, Dane Cook has a lot of feelings. Haven't you heard his song? He's the only one who feels all the feelings that are felt for feeling!