this hater is boring.
This hater makes me sip on the haterade.

Drops more science
Does that just mean he shits more?

Kanye
will fuck Beyonce, then kill Jay-Z, then tear his eyes out and die if Jay-Z outsells him.

the golden girls
Is classic tv. It's hilarious, and I love it. It will always be better than Sex and the City, and I will always secretly wish Bea Arthur was my grandmother and stylist.

I will have my own show
Where I will cry about my existence and eyeliner will run down my face and I will tell my dad that I hate him, and you will all watch and feel sorry for my life and wish you were me. It will be called "The Only Girl Philsosperience"

there is no a in definitely
I wish people would understand that. Seriously. It drives me fucking crazy.

Also
I can't decide whether I want to think Felicity Huffman is hot or ugly. Someone make up my mind.

Blohan, Hohan
Molestohan.

Pizza
There's a place in Columbus called Mama Mimi's where all the hipsters get their frozen pizza. They make it for you fresh, then you either stick it in the freezer or the oven. It's the best pizza ever.

i havent heard anyone say boner
Since Season 3 of Full House was on. Sluts.

WTF?
Is anyone else having trouble opening this? I've tried about five times, and it stops here:

hey, I'm shamed!
I admit it! I suck! But whatever, the acting is good so you can all eat it. I listen to indie rock, and I'm an elitist philosophy major who is really good at looking disinterested at concerts. So fuck you guys. I'll bet I could dig through your CD collections to find some Los Del Rio. At least…

Should we keep a list?
Who else is out?

I know people are saying vase,
but does anyone else see a cervix? Or an anal dildo?

Yes, I know.
I am shamed.

Everyone loves 30 Rock
I do too, or what I've seen of it (show conflicts. I watch Grey's Anatomy. I'm sorry.), but I'm just sayin. People were all worried that Ugly Betty would take the Emmy away from 30 Rock/The Office (more 30 Rock than the Office), and it didn't, so I was wondering why it wasn't on the Newswire,…

Yeah, right.
I'll believe this when it's confirmed by CNN.

I would be Rainn's black Kate Moss
…if only I were black.

On the Most Awful scale
Organized religion gets a 17 (is that what it goes to? The evil scale goes to 22…). Starship Troopers gets a 16.

Charisma Carpenter is naked!!!
in an old issue of Playboy! Apparantly she has weird nipples.