No third season
He only does two, it's more "british." Seriously, though, apparantly that's a normal practice … over there.

Ugh, axe.
I just wanted to say that again.

Supernova
"As every science geek knows, a supernova is a big, flashy event in which a former star bloats up to stupid proportions, right before it implodes, burning out entirely and becoming a light-sucking black hole."

TOp chef
What's the phrase? "Jump the shark?" Does that apply? It's not as good. There's no beating season one.

"Entertaining and suspensful mtv series"
You've got to be kidding me.

I'm so confused
that premise is weird, weird, weird. I can't even figure it out, but I'll go see it anyways. For true Gervais hilarity, check out the podcast. It's amazing.

Enough with her tits!
It's like me saying I like the Boss because he has a nice ass. She's good in the band - she beats the shit out of those drums and it's the basis of their "sound."

By the way,
are you gonna do Starship Troopers? That was a piece of shit if I ever saw one.

It's not a religion, it's a psychosis.
At a state fair I let them "analyze" me with their "machine that can read your mind." They were all vapid, blank smiles until my boyfriend mentioned that he's in psychology. Yeah, we got outta there right quick.

I think he did a good job,
and will do it again, given the constraints that he has to deal with. I mean, if Kathy got censored in the creative emmys (which no one even watches), you KNOW that the oscars will be even worse. If he gets one political joke in that isn't a generalized statement ("Sometimes George W. Bush…

Charicature of Ben Stiller
I know he's a dick, and he's in almost everything that sucks (although Steve Carrell is starting to take his place, with the exception of The Office)…

Yeah,
what he said. She doesn't suck.

Dick in a box
I'd rather see that win the emmy than Scrubs, which is NEVER funny. NEVER!!! I keep trying to watch it, trying to find the funny, and it's NEVER FUNNY!!!!! I haven't even seen dick in a box and I already know it's funnier than scrubs. My grandfather's funeral was funnier than any Scrubs episode will…

Why does Bill Clinton have brown hair?
He didn't even have brown hair in the 90s. How old is this site?

GODDAMMIT!
Stupid computer!

Okay, it's

You're not Gwen Stefani!
She doesn't know how to spell despondent, or use it correctly in a sentence. Fraud!

Joan is funny
but I find Melissa superfluous.

um…
how about the internet?

Yeah, well, that boob was asking for it.
Whorish boob, dressed up like a street walker, it WANTED it! It shouldn't have been so WHORISH if it didn't WANT it!