I'm grateful
to have a place where I can put all my messages of peace and love. I really need to share them with the world. Right now they're all packed in so tightly I feel like I might poop out a holiday card. Thank Yoko there's now a place where I can let it out.

I keep glancing at this
…and it looks like "Britney Spears teaches us what vagina is all about."

I had to give my tennis shoes
to my mom, because all she brought were leather sandals in an effort to be more "European," and by the time I took them back, I had blisters from NOT wearing the crocs (which by the way, are black, and the "mary jane" kind, which make them slightly less noticeable). I don't think I…

the song
I think I would've been more amenable to it if it hadn't been placed at SUCH an obvious interval. It immediated turned "bro" on me when it happened like that.

Oh, also
BS isn't really fat, she's just got the booze bloat. Especially in the face.

Sippin on roids and juice
I can't believe you guys watched the whole thing. Didn't you have anything better to do? I just caught the Britney and Kid Rock thing on YouTube because I was already anticipating a huge turd of a show. As someone pointed out in a newswire post, the M stands for Mshit.

You haven't heard anything about DMb
because they suck. They suck, suck, suck. I can't emphasize that enough. SUCK.

innocuous pun replacing sex with sax!
I'm so funny and tragically hip!

creepy
I wonder if he gave it post commercial? The concert was right after the commercials started. Why in god's name would he give the outback steakhouse permission to butcher a not very well known song? I don't know. Why did he say he didn't when he did? Nothing makes sense anymore!!

what?
did you ever imagine that these 2 guys would be famus> me neither? exactly. they arent even that cool its like meg, of course shed do them, shes a fat slut! did i just make that up, no its true.

Actually
Now that you mention it, slutty hipster trash is kind of repetitive. And she still would irritate me if she dated a guy from a good band, I just find Razorlite exceptionally crappy.

Gross.
Kirstin Dunst is slutty hipster trash. She dates the dude from Razorlite. They aren't even good.

no they didn't
My boyfriend went to see Kevin Barnes play an acoustic show at Magnolia Thunderpussy (yeah, a real record store) before they played their live show in Columbus, and he said he wouldn't perform "Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games" because of the fact that they basically usurped the song without…

If you like extras
..then do you like the British Office?

Outback steakhouse
I realize I'm a little behind in this, but fuck the outback steakhouse. Their blatant rip-off of Of Montreal pisses me off to no end. Fucking plagaristic asswipes.

I don't even care that she's a dumb cunt
I'll probably watch it because those shows are entertaining as fuck. Especially I Love New York…that bitch and her eyelids are CRAAAAZY and I love it.

Good call on Cinnamon Girl
But I don't know if I'd call it the MOST rockin'. I do love it, though.

Good call on Cinnamon Girl
But I don't know if I'd call it the MOST rockin'. I do love it, though.

No way
20th Century boy is by far the best fitting into all of these kind of arbitrary qualifiers…and it kicks ass. I drive 20 miles faster and swerve when it comes on because I'm too busy singing my ass off to notice. AND it's quick, which Janet has already pointed out can be the killer of a rockin' song.

dwigt you ignorant slut!
Sorry. Ever since I bought the Office Season 3 I've been waiting for you to post.