Crocs
are ugly, yes. However, I went to Europe this summer with my family and in a short period of time, we had to see a lot of shit, and without my crocs, I would be in a fucking wheelchair because we walked so much. As hip as I wish I were, there's no way I would've made it through that trip in chucks.

fuck!
Sorry guys. Also, sorry again.

and by everyone…
I think you mean me. Yes! Finally, I am validated!

By everyone, I think you mean just me.
Yes! I am validated.

ICP interview
I read the article and thought "this dude is a mildly amusing douche bag" but then I read the ICP interview and appreciate much more what he's about, which seems to be fucking with people…tremendously. It was pretty hilarious.

Also
Billy Bob has on more makeup than Zac Ephron and weirdly looks pornographic with that whistle. It's creeping me out.

Really?
Where's Tipper Gore in all of this?

Um,
Mr. Woodcock is being advertised on the Toronto Film Festival blog. Didn't see that one coming.

Oh, I don't know
"Ways" is an acceptable plural in the vernacular, but "hows" is something you would probably only hear a physics professor et al. say. That is where it comes from, I think.

Yep.
I'm an ignorant asshole. It was Clint Eastwood who did Mystic River. Damn.

Into the Wild
I'm excited. I think SP does a good job with stuff like this, the gritty, dark, weird in their own way stories. Granted, I'm basing that opinion purely off "Mystic River," so I might just be an ignorant asshole. Anyways, I will definitely see this one the minute it's available to the general non-film…

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Deflender, I love you for that last line. That is all.

I watch stuff on my ipod while driving sometimes…
…and will consequently one day die in a horrific car crash and probably take 3 or 4 innocent people with me. Yeah, I suck.

eh.
I don't think Zodiac is saying anything rediculous, I think most people are just put off by his rediculously unnecessary use of the caps lock. If he weren't using the internet equivalent of a bullhorn, people probably wouldn't make the 14 year old boy remarks.

How much memory is it gonna have?
The iPhone is a rip - something like 4gigs - not enough to hold "all your favorite music and movies." This reminds me of what nintendo does where they release and re-release everything they make (hello, Game Boy, I'm looking at you and all your forms) and they just keep getting…

Christ
Lobsters can stab me instead if this is what my movie options are gonna be like while I wait for the Golden Compass to come out.

Eat it, Shemp.
Just because I think Zep's music sucks doesn't make me an ignorant teenager. I know they do technically great music, no one denies that they know how to play their instruments (at least, I don't), but I am really not interested in weirdo heavy metal songs that last for 10 minutes apiece. I'll contend…

Yeah,
but I think that was for the sake of sons, not because Soh-craytes liked the poon.

How is it
That no one has posted about Larry Wachowski's sex change being complete? They're no longer the Wachowski brothers, they are Andy and Lana Wachowski. Come on, I know AVclubbers will have something to say about that, some kind of Maxtrix/Gaytrix joke or something.

it is.
Can we talk about my secret feelings, or will that kill your bone?