is it white corn?
Creamed corn will not be allowed, because it is cream and not white.

HA!
I see what you did there, masturbator. Pulling. Nice one.

Whoops.
So I didn't put the two together ("second life" was, I thought, a euphemism for some kind of post-rehab/religion rebirth) and I thought SL stood for St. Louis, in which case "I'd show up one day and the location would be gone" would still make sense.

Chris
I have. I've been checking it over and over instead of writing the paper I'm supposed to have done at 7 p.m. Stupid AV Club…ruining my GPA.

Fiasco v. Failure
I don't know, I think a fiasco would be worth watching for its sheer car-wreckishness. Fiasco to me implies that it would be bizarre, and therefore entertaining. Failure just sounds like the word I would use to describe anything Kate Hudson has ever made besides Almost Famous.

Socrates
you wouldn't fuck me anyways, you're too busy seducing younger men, you pre-NAMBLA bastard. The only thing that touches your pee-pee has a pee-pee of its own to sword fight with.

Plotinus
what?

I hate it, too.
I just couldn't help myself. I am properly ashamed (yet secretly gloating).

First!
Booyah. Now you can all kill me because I have turned into a soulless asswipe.

Who cares about katie lee joel?
She bored the shit out of me on Top Chef with her whole "no vocal inflection whatsoever" thing she had going on. Send her cream ass home.

Zep should go away.
No one denies the talent of Plant or Page, but GOD, it's more guitar wankery than I thought possible.

FGUBGU
I almost busted out laughing in the middle of a boring ethics discussion on Aristotle.

Seth Green?
I can't tell whether I want to like or hate that dude. He was on Buffy, and he does Robot Chicken (which has its moments)…yet he was in that "Without a Paddle" movie, and he's a dude that's 5'4". Fuckin' carnies.

New Britney, bitch!
Four new songs leaked:

Eclipse
I hate Eclipse. I hate that hard outer shelling. Orbits is indeed the way to go (though I would pick sweetmint). And I love the "candies that ejaculate" line. Did any other Potter fans ever notice that Rowling likes the word "ejaculate" for interruptions? In OOTP, Ron actually ejaculates loudly in the…

Fuck Chuck Norris…
…it's all about Eastwood.

Ayn Rand
Has anyone played Bioshock? I haven't personally but I've watched my equally as nerdy as me boyfriend play it for hours on end. That shit gave me nightmares…scariest video game ever and that includes Doom III (which was not at all campy and fun like Dooms I and II).

Chris
is smart. For the first half of reading "A Vindication of the Rights of Women", I was calling her Wollenstonecraft. I added another syllable just because I think it was more pleasing to me. Or I just forgot how to read. The RHPS sounds good. I never have been to a live performance (sad). It reminds me of…

jake!
Wow. I hate to sound like an ass, but is that episode on youtube or something? Wow. Really? That's fucked up.

Hannah Arendt
I haven't really read, just heard referenced over and over again by all the other girl philosophers. I lied when I said I was the only one.