Chris
Wollstonecraft I think was more of a social commentator rather than a philosopher per se - although her work obviously falls under the realm of philosophy. She was one bad ass bitch, though, despite her lack of thought experiment. Anyways, I thought "oneofveryfewfemalephilosophystudentsinundergraduateacademia"…

Heche
That was the funniest thing I've read on here, ever.

HA!
Yeah I heard about that little "incident" in my hometown. I think part of his summons has to do with him peeing outside in a parking lot (btw, he has a really big penis. I saw a picture. It gave me nightmares). That being said, Axis kind of has the reputation of being the club that might be seen in Cruising…

Bravo Reality
Did anyone read the New York Magazine article about the Bravo contestants? Basically everyone but Santino and Harold Dieterle have done absolutely nothing since the shows. Jay "I didn't take the bitch's dye!" McCarroll, arguably one of the best reality show personas ever in my opinion (because he was…

Camel Spit
Don't you know that on Wikipedia literally anyone in the world can add information on there, so you know you're getting the best of everything?

Marwood
Yeah, my sense of right and wrong is based entirely on who will pay me more for my support. Usually the answer is neither, so I just go for whoever looks rightier to me.

Why
doesn't the fucking number sign show up on AV posts?

Presentable Bettyq
Made me laugh. Perhaps that's how I will introduce my friends from now on: "Hi, I'm Allie. And this is Presentable _____, my not as indie/cute friend who is still fuckable and has an establshed sense of right and wrong."

How does it end?
This movie is older than me. As a fruit fly, I feel obligated to watch it. Also because Pacino is, well, you know, the greatest male actor of recent times.

liz2
My roommate's name is Liz. Wouldn't it be weird if you were her? Except I don't think she knows about the AV club. She's the type to call Howie Day indie.

oops.
sorry. Really? 100 mill? I was forced to see that movie (holiday movies are always the crowd pleaser shiity ones) and I remember whenever I asked anyone if they saw it they all said "no fucking way."

Really?

this dude
Seems kinda like a tool. And so does Michael Richards, no matter how funny Kramer was. And yeah, Fun with Dick and Jane tanked, and was the second biggest piece of garbage that Jim Carrey was in after The Truman Show (and that's saying something).

Carlos sucks.`
Headline from TMZ.com

Paul Wall
can't flow because his GRILL IZ ZO ICEY IT FREEZE DA MOUF.

beef
is it ground beef? Let's make burger patties!

Aryans in America
Damn the asians and their confusing accents! Aryans in America seems way more watchable than Aliens in America. I can envision it being like To Catch a Predator - fucked up and awesome enough to stay in on a weekend night and wait until 3 a.m. to watch. God that show's like crack.

Maybe this drops my indie cred
…but I do think Desperate Housewives AND Ugly Betty are hilarious. Well, at least funny. DH gets an up from having Danny Elfman doing the soundtrack. It makes it even weirder.

has anyone seen
luck number slevin? i just got suckered into watching it and it sucks more than the love child of daft punk and maroon five, which i shall henceforth call…"the killers' hot fuss."